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An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the

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A cheeky bouquet, with a lingering aroma and piquant follow through, though can be explosive when uncorked.

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Replies 88.7k
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Created 17 yr17 yr
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ballpoint 22,193 posts
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scottiejohn

December 6, 20187 yr
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December 4, 20187 yr

An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the

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Did I pay too much?
Pattaya

Did I pay too much?

georgegeorgia · 3 hours ago3 hr

Last year on my study trip to Pattaya I went to have the side front upper tooth done for a root canal . I went to the BKK Pattaya international Hospital on the highway About 3 visits over 2 weeks I paid 19000 baht but that didn't NOT include crown Now a friend has told me I paid TOO much!. He got his with a ROOT canal for 12,000 baht at a clinic in Soi 6 and that apparently INCLUDES the crown Now I must admit as soon as I got back to Australia I went to the dentist here who did a X ray on
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jacko45k

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A Greener Thailand
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A Greener Thailand

mikebell · 22 hours ago22 hr

I accept that turning 80 has resulted in a brain cell deficit. I know I've posted on here about my Immigration mess-ups before. Here's another one AND a heart-warming solution. We've all suffered problems with 90 Day reporting, particularly those who have been here before the on-line joy. I get angry that despite have a year's 'Visa' + a multi-re-entry permit, if I dare go on a foreign holiday, I have to report in person to Pattaya soi 5 90 days after I return. So I dutifully filled in m
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Care / residential / retirement home?
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Care / residential / retirement home?

Johnlkuk · Thursday at 12:53 PM2 days

I asked a few months back about a fit to fly certificate for my (now 95 years young) neighbour. Sadly, due to his age and failing health, a realisation has set in, for him and his family, that staying here for his final days may be his better option. Right now his family are funding full time care in his own condo, but are now contemplating if a care home would be a better option. Can anyone recommend any places local to Pattaya? And, if possible, approximate costs for a live in resident in
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Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?
Pattaya

Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?

Jingthing · yesterday at 05:03 AM1 day

Time sensitive query. Only respond if you know. I recall there is an SCB ATM on Jomtien beach road at approximately Soi 3 which is of course close to immigration on Soi 5. Not asking about the large SCB branch much further out on Jomtien Beach Road past the night markett. So that ATM exists correct? Does it have a PASSBOOK printer updater? I don't have the SCB app so can't look it up there. Thank you.
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Massive heat dome set to scorch two-thirds of US
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Massive heat dome set to scorch two-thirds of US

bannork · 4 hours ago4 hr

A powerful and unusually persistent heat dome is forecast to drive dangerous temperatures across much of the United States from this weekend, with forecasters warning that millions of people could face prolonged, life-threatening heat. Meteorologists say the sprawling high-pressure system will push temperatures 15 to 25 degrees Fahrenheit above seasonal averages, affecting as much as two-thirds of the continental US and potentially lasting for more than a week. Records set to tumble The heat do
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13k Americans murdered by Foreign nationals, News they ignore
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13k Americans murdered by Foreign nationals, News they ignore

riclag · yesterday at 09:11 PM1 day

The Nation posted a article villainizing ICE as Maga Murder Inc, with ICE kills. While The Nation’s "MAGA Murder Inc" article declares "ICE kills again" and portrays aggressive immigration enforcement as state violence, the human cost on the other side includes victims of serious crimes by noncitizens who entered or stayed illegally. ICE data shows over 600k noncitizens with criminal histories on its non detained docket, including around 13K convicted of homicide over the years, each represent
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The US destroyed Libya
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The US destroyed Libya

unblocktheplanet · 15 hours ago15 hr

Abridged from source. Source in title. Libya: From Africa’s Wealthiest Democracy Under Gaddafi to Terrorist Haven After US Intervention Garikai Chengu Counterpunch: 20 Oct Before the 2011 NATO intervention, Libya had the highest Human Development Index score on the African continent — the United Nations' composite measure of life expectancy, education, and standard of living for ordinary citizens. Healthcare was free — including specialized treatment abroad, paid for by the state. Education
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Police launch murder investigation into death of Ann Widdecombe
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bannork · yesterday at 03:36 PM1 day

Police have launched a murder investigation following the death of former MP Ann Widdecombe after officers discovered her with serious injuries at a property on Dartmoor, according to the text provided. Detectives say the inquiry is moving "at a significant pace" as specialist officers carry out forensic examinations and search for the person responsible. The investigation remains in its early stages, with police urging the public not to speculate while extensive enquiries continue. Detectives
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“Geneva Conventions of the mind.”
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“Geneva Conventions of the mind.”

unblocktheplanet · 15 hours ago15 hr

I have explained my advocacy for nonviolent resistance to oppression many times. But the world is addicted to war and has convinced most people it’s the only solution. Wars dampen a situation temporarily but then the same issues unresolved show their face again. I don’t like it but I understand why Hamas and Hezbollah exist though they must know they’ll have no real impact on Israel. Violence grew out of frustration that no good-faith negotiation and compromise was being pursued. The analys
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My head-hairs become whiter. Yet, my pubic hairs are still young. Why?
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My head-hairs become whiter. Yet, my pubic hairs are still young. Why?

GammaGlobulin · yesterday at 05:17 PM1 day

Dear Folks, Speaking of aging, I really don’t know why it must be this way. Recently, I have noticed that my head-hairs are just about as white as they can be, while my pubic hairs are just about the same as they always have been, throughout my life. Would you say that life is unfair? If only I had my pubes on my head, then would I not be far happier, and also appear far younger? Do you dye your hair? Do you shave your pubes, needlessly, when your pubic hairs are just about the only thing
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Making your own wine at home
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Making your own wine at home

Peterphuket · yesterday at 12:35 PM1 day

I’ve been toying with the idea of making my own wine here. I’ve done a bit of research here and there into buying the necessary equipment, as well as the process of making it. For that reason, I’m not sure whether it’s actually possible here; for instance, fermenting for thirty days at a temperature of 30 degrees Celsius doesn’t seem to me to be conducive to producing a drinkable wine. Is there anyone here who has a different opinion, particularly regarding making wine here in Thailand?
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