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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Never understood this US joke as a kid in the UK. But now I know, 60 years later.

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Did I pay too much?
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Did I pay too much?

georgegeorgia · 3 hours ago3 hr

Last year on my study trip to Pattaya I went to have the side front upper tooth done for a root canal . I went to the BKK Pattaya international Hospital on the highway About 3 visits over 2 weeks I paid 19000 baht but that didn't NOT include crown Now a friend has told me I paid TOO much!. He got his with a ROOT canal for 12,000 baht at a clinic in Soi 6 and that apparently INCLUDES the crown Now I must admit as soon as I got back to Australia I went to the dentist here who did a X ray on
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A Greener Thailand
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A Greener Thailand

mikebell · 22 hours ago22 hr

I accept that turning 80 has resulted in a brain cell deficit. I know I've posted on here about my Immigration mess-ups before. Here's another one AND a heart-warming solution. We've all suffered problems with 90 Day reporting, particularly those who have been here before the on-line joy. I get angry that despite have a year's 'Visa' + a multi-re-entry permit, if I dare go on a foreign holiday, I have to report in person to Pattaya soi 5 90 days after I return. So I dutifully filled in m
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Care / residential / retirement home?
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Care / residential / retirement home?

Johnlkuk · Thursday at 12:53 PM2 days

I asked a few months back about a fit to fly certificate for my (now 95 years young) neighbour. Sadly, due to his age and failing health, a realisation has set in, for him and his family, that staying here for his final days may be his better option. Right now his family are funding full time care in his own condo, but are now contemplating if a care home would be a better option. Can anyone recommend any places local to Pattaya? And, if possible, approximate costs for a live in resident in
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Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?
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Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?

Jingthing · yesterday at 05:03 AM1 day

Time sensitive query. Only respond if you know. I recall there is an SCB ATM on Jomtien beach road at approximately Soi 3 which is of course close to immigration on Soi 5. Not asking about the large SCB branch much further out on Jomtien Beach Road past the night markett. So that ATM exists correct? Does it have a PASSBOOK printer updater? I don't have the SCB app so can't look it up there. Thank you.
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Police launch murder investigation into death of Ann Widdecombe
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Police launch murder investigation into death of Ann Widdecombe

bannork · yesterday at 03:36 PM1 day

Police have launched a murder investigation following the death of former MP Ann Widdecombe after officers discovered her with serious injuries at a property on Dartmoor, according to the text provided. Detectives say the inquiry is moving "at a significant pace" as specialist officers carry out forensic examinations and search for the person responsible. The investigation remains in its early stages, with police urging the public not to speculate while extensive enquiries continue. Detectives
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Iranian plot to kill Trump revealed as Israel warns US
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Iranian plot to kill Trump revealed as Israel warns US

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Fresh Iranian plot to kill Trump revealed as Israel warns US of assassination threat US intelligence officials are investigating claims of a fresh Iranian plot to assassinate President Donald Trump after Israel reportedly passed on new intelligence warning of a specific threat against the US leader. According to officials familiar with the matter, Israeli intelligence alerted Washington this week to what it described as a newly developed Iranian assassination plan targeting Trump. The warning
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Massive heat dome set to scorch two-thirds of US
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Massive heat dome set to scorch two-thirds of US

bannork · 4 hours ago4 hr

A powerful and unusually persistent heat dome is forecast to drive dangerous temperatures across much of the United States from this weekend, with forecasters warning that millions of people could face prolonged, life-threatening heat. Meteorologists say the sprawling high-pressure system will push temperatures 15 to 25 degrees Fahrenheit above seasonal averages, affecting as much as two-thirds of the continental US and potentially lasting for more than a week. Records set to tumble The heat do
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13k Americans murdered by Foreign nationals, News they ignore
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13k Americans murdered by Foreign nationals, News they ignore

riclag · yesterday at 09:11 PM1 day

The Nation posted a article villainizing ICE as Maga Murder Inc, with ICE kills. While The Nation’s "MAGA Murder Inc" article declares "ICE kills again" and portrays aggressive immigration enforcement as state violence, the human cost on the other side includes victims of serious crimes by noncitizens who entered or stayed illegally. ICE data shows over 600k noncitizens with criminal histories on its non detained docket, including around 13K convicted of homicide over the years, each represent
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2026 SSA 7162 Proof of Life & Other SSA Matters
2026 SSA 7162 Proof of Life & Other SSA Matters

SiSePuede419 replied to Base32's topic in US & Canada Topics and Events

Form SSA-7162 (also known as the Foreign Enforcement Questionnaire or "proof of life" form) is only sent to people receiving U.S. Social Security benefits who have a foreign address on file I pay $30/m to have a local mail forwarding service as many companies only ship products inside America, and I have them box it up and reship to me here in Thailand. Kinda expensive but keeps me anchored, never know how fast things can change in the future, Bueller.
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fredwiggy replied to Dogmouth's topic in Pattaya

If you're an Aussie or Canadian but nowhere else as far as I've heard
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Minister Inspects Patong Hotels Over Permit Claims
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JerryM replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

Cue now the comments that it's endemic in the system and that's the way it's always been. There's too much in it (selling 49% properties to farang). It's the tip of the iceberg. After 2 weeks of publicity it will be back to 'normal'.
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Olmate replied to Dogmouth's topic in Pattaya

OAP is about 50K bht a month nowadays, easily doable in Jomtiem or Isaan.
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“Geneva Conventions of the mind.”
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“Geneva Conventions of the mind.”

unblocktheplanet · 15 hours ago15 hr

I have explained my advocacy for nonviolent resistance to oppression many times. But the world is addicted to war and has convinced most people it’s the only solution. Wars dampen a situation temporarily but then the same issues unresolved show their face again. I don’t like it but I understand why Hamas and Hezbollah exist though they must know they’ll have no real impact on Israel. Violence grew out of frustration that no good-faith negotiation and compromise was being pursued. The analys
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My head-hairs become whiter. Yet, my pubic hairs are still young. Why?
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My head-hairs become whiter. Yet, my pubic hairs are still young. Why?

GammaGlobulin · yesterday at 05:17 PM1 day

Dear Folks, Speaking of aging, I really don’t know why it must be this way. Recently, I have noticed that my head-hairs are just about as white as they can be, while my pubic hairs are just about the same as they always have been, throughout my life. Would you say that life is unfair? If only I had my pubes on my head, then would I not be far happier, and also appear far younger? Do you dye your hair? Do you shave your pubes, needlessly, when your pubic hairs are just about the only thing
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Making your own wine at home
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Making your own wine at home

Peterphuket · yesterday at 12:35 PM1 day

I’ve been toying with the idea of making my own wine here. I’ve done a bit of research here and there into buying the necessary equipment, as well as the process of making it. For that reason, I’m not sure whether it’s actually possible here; for instance, fermenting for thirty days at a temperature of 30 degrees Celsius doesn’t seem to me to be conducive to producing a drinkable wine. Is there anyone here who has a different opinion, particularly regarding making wine here in Thailand?
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