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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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A woman wakes up on her birthday …

… and says to her husband, “honey, I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?”

Her husband smiles and says, “maybe tonight you'll find out.”

Later that night, the couple go to a nice show, have dinner at their special place.

At the end of the meal, the husband takes out a small gift wrap box, gives it to his wife and says, “happy birthday, honey.”

The wife opens the box and inside is a book titled How to interpret your dreams.

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

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It took me a couple of seconds to get "Ground Charles".

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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4 minutes ago, BLMFem said:

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You were lucky

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4 hours ago, Crossy said:

It took me a couple of seconds to get "Ground Charles".

Doesn't it get delivered in a Chuck Waggon? 🙄

I'll get me coat..... 😁

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2 minutes ago, VBF said:

Doesn't it get delivered in a Chuck Waggon? 🙄

I'll get me coat..... 😁

There's also "chuck steak" which is what I believe the sign intended.

My brain problem was simply that, as a Brit, using "Chuck" as an abbreviation for Charles, whilst not unknown, is pretty rare.

EDIT I found this Quite Interesting page

https://people.howstuffworks.com/why-is-chuck-short-for-charles-and-dick-short-for-richard.htm

Crossy, making the jokes forum educational one step at a time!! whistling

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7 minutes ago, BLMFem said:

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The oldies are the goodies 😁

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Is there a royal box at Lords when HM King Charles III is playing cricket?

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Fetching my coat before my head comes off ...

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15 hours ago, Crossy said:

Is there a royal box at Lords when HM King Charles III is playing cricket?

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Fetching my coat before my head comes off ...

It's called "The Beefeater", because it guards the crown jewels.

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