A man was doing yard work and his wife decided to take a shower.

The man couldn’t find the rake and yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn’t hear him and shouted back, "What?"

The man pointed to his eye, then to his knee and finally made a raking motion.

His wife, unsure, shouted” What?"

The man repeated his gestures, mouthing "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE."

The wife gave him the OK sign and signaled back.

She pointed to her eye, then to her left breast, then to her butt and finally to her crotch.

The man knew there was no way in hell he could even come close on that one.

Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What in the heck was that?"

She replied “EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued,

“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”