Last Saturday, my neighbor stopped by to visit my wife and I. He was sitting between her and me on the sofa while we talked about things in the neighborhood. Then he said: “I don’t want to offend y’all, but I have admired your wife, she has the most gorgeous breasts in town. It would be worth $1,000 to kiss her bare breasts.” I said to my wife: “It’s ok with me, but it is your decision, and you can keep all the money.” So my wife pulled off her blouse, removed her bra, and pulled my neighbor’s head into her huge bosom. After a minute, I said: “Well go ahead, kiss them.” The neighbor said: “I would love to, but I can’t afford it.”