Why will nobody tell me what the lowest rank of the military is?
Everyone keeps telling me that it’s private.

 

Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife?
A knife has a point

Two nuns were riding their bicycles on a cobblestone road in Rome.
The first nun said, "I've never come this way before.

" The second nun responded, "It must be the cobblestones."

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A farm in Neath Wales sells these--

Apparently they have bit of Ginger in them.

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                 Our NHS heroes............

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An American man walks into a restaurant in Spain and looks at the menu.
He doesn't speak a lick of Spanish, so he defaults to a passing waiter for advice on what to get. "I would recommend the cojones," the waiter says. "Our house speciality. The dish is sourced fresh from the bull killed by one of our bullfighters in the ring today."

 

So the man orders the cojones expecting some sort of typical beef dish, and he almost chokes on his drink when the waiter brings two big, steaming bull testicles on a plate. The waiter sees the man's discomfort and reassures him that it is in fact the the house speciality, and after hesitating at first, the man realises it wouldn't be on the menu if it wasn't at least sort of good. So he takes a bite, only to find the dish is surprisingly delicious, marinated to perfection and full of mouth-watering flavor. He finishes every last bit, pays his bill and decides to come back tomorrow because the dish was so good.

 

The next day, the man shows up again at the restaurant. He sits down and orders the cojones, and after a while the waiter brings out the dish. While he's eating his meal, the waiter comes by to see how he's enjoying the food. "It's strange," the man says, "I ordered the same dish yesterday, and this time the cojones are much smaller and saltier than last night. What gives?"

 

The waiter responds, "You see, the bull does not always lose."

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........Lets see who gets that joke............

 

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.

Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. This week on special..........

...........Biden Post's new list of Banned Books-- More lists to follow after the reading of Enid Blyton's  Noddy Editions

 

 

My wife left me for an electrician.

 

He promised her the earth...