An oldie but a goodie !!

Time for this elephant to take it easy he’s looking very tired [emoji58]

Yup, me too !!

The whole worlds gone mad I tell you !!

So that’s what those big windmilly things are for [emoji848]

6 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Time for this elephant to take it easy he’s looking very tired

Or just a heavy weight way of re-treading a wheelie old joke!

5 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

So that’s what those big windmilly things are for

Fantastic and cool I am told, but please don't get my goat up.

Me neither, have to draw the line somewhere !!

Looks pretty good to me !!

Mine too !!

Phew [emoji28]
That was close !!

Often wondered about that myself !!

That’ll teach him not to drink and drive !!

A bit harsh me thinks !!

What's the toughest part of being a vegan?

Apparently keeping it to yourself.......

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

 

Why is Santa so jolly ?  Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

 

Is there another word for synonym?

 

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

 

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

Do they lock gas station bathrooms because they are afraid someone will clean them ?

 

Is a turtle without a shell homeless or naked?

 

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

How is it possible to have a civil war?

 

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which one have you done?

 

Why aren't  hemorrhoids called  "assteroids" instead?

 

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

Does a  spinning  oriental man ever become disoriented?

 

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

 

 

I decided to learn to play the violin.

 

I had a few lessons, but then decided it was too fiddly.

13 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

A bit harsh me thinks !!

Looking at the photo I would think it would take her a while just to get the gun out of its holster ready to fire as the gun and holster are higher up that her elbow.

If she is a lesbian and buying bread, any bets it's a baguette!

 

PS;  I am told that baguettes are finger licking good from KFC!

Edited August 13, 20196 yr by scottiejohn
PS; added B4 you all do!

47 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Looking at the photo I would think it would take her a while just to get the gun out of its holster ready to fire as the gun and holster are higher up that her elbow.

Maybe she is too well upholstered to draw attention to herself!