Just read that Peter Sutcliffe, whilst in prison, became a Jehovah's Witness
Put me right off him, that has.

Did you know that prior to the 2011 earthquake and tsunami in Fukushima,
it was called Ushima?

I've yet to meet a Golden Retriever that's retrieved any gold.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2am this morning, but I didn't bother letting him in.
I mean, who turns up to a party wearing a dressing gown and slippers?"

This year I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar.

All the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts.

I'm so happy I've just become a father for the first time.
Only problem is how to break the news to my wife.