1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Is this the same company that does 50% off cremation if you die in a fire?

Open borders?

A captain in the army approached a platoon of female cadets who were being inspected by a corporal, and the platoon all had their blouses open.

 

“Great God,” the captain cried, “what are you doing, corporal?"

 

"I said to inspect their kits!!!”