Did you know that rabbis don't get paid for circumcision?

But they do get to keep the tips...

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Huh!!!!!

That USED to be funny 😟

Coincidence?

Interesting travel facts:
If you’re flying out of the newly renamed Donald J. Trump Airport (formerly Palm Beach International), and head to Sioux City, Iowa, your ticket code will read: DJT-SUX.

I’m not saying the universe has a sense of humor…but it certainly leaves clues.

And if you take a trip from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, your itinerary becomes FUK-DJT

Therapist: Your wife has complained that you never buy her flowers. What do you say to that?

Me: To be honest, I had no idea my wife sold flowers.

Pre internet I once drove half an hour home to get a dictionary to prove to my work colleague that the word gullible was in the dictionary.

I was literally 2 mins away, on the way back, when it dawned on me.

I was at the home of my girlfriend in the village in Issan and i'm sure I saw the Ghost of a Chicken. I asked about this spooky encountered to her and she asked a Monk to come round and give the house a blessing. The monk turned up smiling and said dont worry it was just a Poultrygeist

4 minutes ago, BarraMarra said:

I was at the home of my girlfriend in the village in Issan and i'm sure I saw the Ghost of a Chicken. I asked about this spooky encountered to her and she asked a Monk to come round and give the house a blessing. The monk turned up smiling and said dont worry it was just a Poultrygeist

This forum sorely needs a "slap one's forehead" emoji.😁

7 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Elon's preferred prototype........

Edited July 22Jul 22 by Radar501