9 hours ago, BLMFem said:

This forum sorely needs a "slap one's forehead" emoji.😁

If you're looking at it on a Windows PC, you've got one...well a GIF anyway!

16 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Why is this just SO, SO familiar? 🙄

I actually had a contract in a firm of lawyers in London where the network was in such a shambles, I was told to unplug cables and wait to see who screamed!

"Some choose chaos"

Is there a branch in Pattaya?

37 minutes ago, Thailand J said:

Is there a branch in Pattaya?

It's a lie. I took my dirty donkey in and they threw me out.

Edited July 23Jul 23 by ballpoint

An old Cowboy goes into a barber shop for a Shave, he tells the barber, “I’m lookin for a clean shave. All these wrinkles on my face from old age the sun and wind, I haven’t had a close clean shave in years.”

Barber hands him a wooden ball and says, “stick this in your cheek like a squirrel.”

The old cowboy does as he is told and the wrinkles are stretched out smooth so the barber starts shaving. Then he switches to the other cheek and finishes the shave.

Barber hands the old cowboy a towel and the cowboy returns the wooden ball saying, “Wow, I haven’t had a shave this close in many years. Got a question for you though. What would have happened if I had swallowed the ball?”

The barber quickly answers, “I reckon you would have brought it back in a couple days like everyone else does.”

The oldies are the goodies!

My local Big C when there's only one case of beer left on sale: