Mavideol Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, faraday said: She most certainly does not!!! ???? really??? do you care to share your thoughts or do you mean she does it up side down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mavideol said: don't tell me you didn't know the truth Well you clearly don't. Pictures or it ain't true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavideol Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Grouse said: Just like me ???? sorry to disagree because you made your opinion very clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 5 hours ago, Krataiboy said: Is she getting onto her knees; or getting up from them? This is no different to what she has done in the EU. But, give me the PM any day (as disastrous as she has been) to this German Queen of England whose name should Mrs Battenberg (or similar). A revolution is coming Comrades and Brexiteers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavideol Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Spidey said: Well you clearly don't. Pictures or it ain't true. what? you kidding right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Just now, Mavideol said: what? you kidding right? Do I look like I'm joking? Am I laughing? If you cast aspersions on H.M. the Queen, you need to back them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavideol Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Spidey said: Do I look like I'm joking? Am I laughing? If you cast aspersions on H.M. the Queen, you need to back them up. get a life man, it looks like you need one!!! Do you want me to go to queen's quarters and check how she poops?? Do you know what's free opinion??? nobody has to agree with anybody just be polite and agree to disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Mavideol said: Do you want me to go to queen's quarters and check how she poops?? If you want to assert that you know for a fact what H.M. the Queen's toilet habits are on a public forum, it's the least you could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Is she getting onto her knees; or getting up from them? This is no different to what she has done in the EU. But, give me the PM any day (as disastrous as she has been) to this German Queen of England whose name should Mrs Battenberg (or similar). A revolution is coming Comrades and Brexiteers.Fancy been named after a cake.Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 38 minutes ago, faraday said: Is the flag upside down? I prefer the fish version "cod save the Ling", or even the footy one "dog save the team". This is not the National Anthem. It's a song about English Royalty. And as for slaying Scots. It's all bollixx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanemax Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, owl sees all said: This is not the National Anthem. It's a song about English Royalty. And as for slaying Scots. It's all bollixx. That was a joke by Billy Connolley , it wasnt a factual comment ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Fortunately she wasn't called Kipling.Fancy been named after a cake. Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Just now, sanemax said: That was a joke by Billy Connolley , it wasnt a factual comment ???? Why should anyone want to sing such an awful song. As well as being dreary, it refers to slaying Scots. I'd never sing it. I might whistle the tune it in the shower; if i'm feeling happy about fishing or footy. The people deserve better than this bollixx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayboy Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 6 hours ago, welovesundaysatspace said: I have yet to find any remainer who doesn’t accept the referendum result. It’s just another claim from the Brexiteers fantasy world. You're having a laugh, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavideol Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Spidey said: If you want to assert that you know for a fact what H.M. the Queen's toilet habits are on a public forum, it's the least you could do. should I report on the color and smell as well? what about the color of the painties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mavideol said: should I report on the color and smell as well? what about the color of the painties Colour and smell please, but unless the painties are Van Goghs, forget it. ???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinmelvin Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 1 hour ago, roo860 said: Fancy been named after a cake. Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app cake battenberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 5 hours ago, melvinmelvin said: cake battenberg Does anyone actually LIKE marzipan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 7 hours ago, baboon said: Does anyone actually LIKE marzipan? Yes!! I do baboon. We also used it as bait for the carp fishing in Essex. I caught my biggest English carp, a 20 3/4 lb mirror, at Hainault using marzipan as bait. A friend of mine, from Wisbech, got caught fishing by Prince Charles, in the Sandringham Estate in Norfolk. Charles mumbled something like 'Brexit' before setting the mokadons on him. I think he was using marzipan too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 The Queen should ask the King of Norway for advice , they are second cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadilo Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 hours ago, owl sees all said: Yes!! I do baboon. We also used it as bait for the carp fishing in Essex. I caught my biggest English carp, a 20 3/4 lb mirror, at Hainault using marzipan as bait. A friend of mine, from Wisbech, got caught fishing by Prince Charles, in the Sandringham Estate in Norfolk. Charles mumbled something like 'Brexit' before setting the mokadons on him. I think he was using marzipan too. Typical Royals want their cake and eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, balo said: The Queen should ask the King of Norway for advice , they are second cousins. Most members of European royal families are related. A very incestuous lot. Probably why most of them suffer from mental disabilities. During WW1, the royal heads of state of Russia, Britain and Germany were all cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 19 hours ago, JAG said: Incidentally, derogatory comments about French martial prowess are unfounded. They have been long at the cutting edge of things military, after all, they invented the beret, worn by just about every nation in the world. Imagine, an item of military headgear which doesn't fall off when you're running away! All I know, from my National Service days, is that British army issue berets bugger to shrink down to a decent fit. We used to dunk them in sinks full of hot and cold water laced with toothpaste, which was supposed to do the trick. It didn't work for me, as the drill sergant made all too clear on my our first muster parade. He looked me up and down before indicating with his swagger stick the alien object on my head. "Another bloody moon-man!" he barked. "And this one's actually brought his flying saucer with him!" I've often wondered since who used to write the square-bashing NCO's hilarious scripts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Krataiboy said: All I know, from my National Service days, is that British army issue berets bugger to shrink down to a decent fit. We used to dunk them in sinks full of hot and cold water laced with toothpaste, which was supposed to do the trick. It didn't work for me, as the drill sergant made all too clear on my our first muster parade. He looked me up and down, and pointed his swagger stick at the alien object on my head. "Another bloody moon-man!" he barked. "And this one's actually brought his flying saucer with him!" Often wondered since who used to write the square-bashing NCO's wonderful scripts. Our NCOs would say do you know what a "wee beret is", we would say no corporal, and at that stage he would remove the beret from our heads, throw it across the drill square whilst making the noise "weeeee". Bloody childish I know, but I never once thought to tell him so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, Krataiboy said: I've often wondered since who used to write the square-bashing NCO's hilarious scripts. "Swing those arms, Mr XYZ, swing those arms! You march like an atavistic throwback from Pogles wood". "Swing those arms, or I shall rip them off at the socket and beat you to death with the soggy ends!" Two of the better offerings I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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