Jamesyboi Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Why are wedding dresses white Son asked his mother, "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." CROCODILES Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by Parliament House." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the S*** out of them and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the S*** out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an ###### and a briefcase." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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