bluesofa Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Justgrazing said: Need to chill a bit on this Bro' and not get too revved by it .. First up they are handful of cows .. Imagine if you had a load of hooligan Chang move in next door .. Go over an' meet with them have a chat and just break the ice abit .. They are docile creatures that admittedly leave a bit to be desired on the personal hygiene front but are quite harmless .. Once everyone's comfortable in each others company then you will find that it won't be an issue any longer .. You may even find that as and when they are moved back to the original abode they will be missed not be around .. Ye'z gotta be at one with it 'ere Bro' don't kick off about things .. you may end up creating more prob's for yourself .. Yes, it does, doesn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, steven100 said: Bad advice : and now look at it this way ... he goes to the gov administrator, they impose ban on her cattle grazing in the village ... therefore anyone else in the village who may have livestock. What the heck do you think most of the village will do after they find out he made all this trouble ??? Little acorns and all that. Somebody, somewhere has to get the ball rolling to show you can't do whatever the <deleted> you want cause they've been doing it for years. I me and the wife had done that, our <deleted> neighbour wud still be encroaching on our ground. Just because he got away with it for 15 years, in his small mind, then it was OK. LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thequietman Posted May 31, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, bluesofa said: but are quite harmless Ye think! Think again my friend. They are ruthless basterds. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cows-officially-the-most-deadly-large-animals-in-britain-a6727266.html 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, thequietman said: Ye think! Think again my friend. They are ruthless basterds. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cows-officially-the-most-deadly-large-animals-in-britain-a6727266.html Surely your joking, i have 2 Brahman bulls around 15 months old, i hand feed them from my wheelchair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Saltire Posted May 31, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2019 Some amusing, interesting and somewhat predictable TV replies thanks. My first line says more than some are reading, or not reading, (Not taking this too seriously, but I am slightly annoyed and now I hate cows) so this is not a serious post but as usual on TV it's hard to keep anything light-hearted which is why I mostly read and not post so much. Believe me when I say it will take more than 6 cows to spoil paradise for me. I am well used to adapting to living in Asia for a long enough time. I will not be rocking the boat in the village, I know the consequences of that. I once lived next door to a metal fabrication shop in Siem Reap, I will take the cows any day. It's annoying my gf and others more than me. I will keep out of any 'complaints'. I am not a city boy and am loving the countryside. Every cloud has a silver lining and an accident 20 years ago in china where I fell off the toilet and landed on my nose has left me with a rather limited sense of smell, so all good. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, colinneil said: Surely your joking, i have 2 Brahman bulls around 15 months old, i hand feed them from my wheelchair. Some day Colin, one of them is gonna turn round and take a dump on you. If you are that close, you shouldn't be able to back up quick enough. When that day comes, I want a pic. ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, thequietman said: 10 minutes ago, bluesofa said: but are quite harmless Ye think! Think again my friend. They are ruthless basterds. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cows-officially-the-most-deadly-large-animals-in-britain-a6727266.html There was me thinking me 'the most deadly large animal in Britain' was Nellie The Elephant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thequietman Posted May 31, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, bluesofa said: Nellie The Elephant. Is she one of yer exes ?? ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Just now, thequietman said: Some day Colin, one of them is gonna turn round and take a dump on you. If you are that close, you shouldn't be able to back up quick enough. When that day comes, I want a pic. ???? I am not totally stupid (contrary to what my wife says). They cannot turn round and dump on me, i am outside the steel rails, they are inside. The thing i have to be careful about is their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, thequietman said: 3 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Nellie The Elephant. Is she one of yer exes ?? ???? Ha ha, yes! I see my reputation proceeds me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, colinneil said: i am outside the steel rails, they are inside. But, are you? really? something to ponder over the next time you are feeding the end with the head. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jvs Posted May 31, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2019 Up to three years ago we kept some cows on our property,11 of them!! In the end, too much work and we needed he land for gardening. Every night before going to bed i used to walk around and check up on them.I remember walking there and enjoying the smell of them.Reminded me of when i was a kid,i never found it a dirty smell ever!!! I guess the old saying is right,you can take a boy out of the farm but you can never take the farm out of the boy! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justgrazing Posted May 31, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2019 32 minutes ago, thequietman said: Ye think! Think again my friend. They are ruthless basterds. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cows-officially-the-most-deadly-large-animals-in-britain-a6727266.html Ye'z just need to know how to handle them .. When I have errant members of the flock to deal with I just show them a pic' of a doner kebab whilst posing the question " do you wanna end your days covered in chilli sauce " .. that is enough to get them back in line .. The same psychology will work with cattle .. Let the head girl of the herd know who's boss by showing her a pic' of a big Mac .. the rest will soon follow in her hoofsteps .. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 16 minutes ago, jvs said: Every night before going to bed i used to walk around and check up on them. To make sure that they were tucked in? To make sure they weren't on their Ipads? To make sure they brushed their teeth? Wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morch Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 hours ago, colinneil said: Surely your joking, i have 2 Brahman bulls around 15 months old, i hand feed them from my wheelchair. They're setting you up. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, thequietman said: To make sure that they were tucked in? To make sure they weren't on their Ipads? To make sure they brushed their teeth? Wat? Yes all of that plus made sure the fence was working,water was clean, plenty and they had some hay to eat. Mainly it was me feeling good about them being happy,not easy to understand for some people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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