Thais warned: If you get a bone stuck in your throat don't suck on a cat's paw!

[overherebc]

4 hours ago, DrTuner said:

Yes, everybody in modern Thailand knows the toilet brush is meant for digging out fish bones stuck in the throat.

Bought one of those toilet brushes but after two days went back to tissue for drying after the bum gun.

[Artisi]

5 hours ago, Chazar said:

How about if i gently lick a dog's  tail?

How about lifting the tail and licking, same as cats paw. 

[overherebc]

2 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Careful! You may start a global trend!

Nope. Everyone in the UK knows that a leech on your nose and one more on your right big toe is the only thing that works.

Edited June 25, 2019 by overherebc

[Artisi]

2 hours ago, stanleycoin said:

Yes, maybe good.

I had a fish bone stuck in the throat, about 18 years ago, at the old open air restaurants on Third road pattaya. 

It was getting a bit, oh shit i will have to go to hospital soon and have the forceps down the throat job,  or worse.

But the girls came through, they ordered some sticky rice.

rolled it up into small balls about the size of 10 baht coin, then got me to swallow them, with out chewing, it worked,  bone got dislodged and went down. well relieved, about that, and they were latter. big tip day for them both.

good job. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No problem when it came to exit time ????

[nickstav]

They should put up public service announcement posters with this advice in all the red light districts.

[StayinThailand2much]

5 hours ago, Chazar said:

How about if i gently lick a dog's  tail?

Or a dog's ass?

 

Seriously, do they really need to tell people things like that? That happens if you keep people uneducated on purpose!

[dinsdale]

Don't be such sceptics. A bit of pussy might do the trick.

[4675636b596f75]

What happens if you get a cat's paw stuck in your throat?

[4675636b596f75]

4 hours ago, StayinThailand2much said:

Or a dog's ass?

Obviously, no one has told my dog this information.

[Dumbastheycome]

I just asked  my  cat. It  walked   away  !

[TheHangingJudge]

No cure for stupid.i

[emptypockets]

10 hours ago, fishtank said:

Are Thai people really that stupid?

mmmm!

 

Do Thai people throw salt over their shoulder?

[emptypockets]

9 hours ago, Inepto Cracy said:

Eat toast or bread.

Or avoid fish

[lamyai3]

6 hours ago, 4675636b596f75 said:

What happens if you get a cat's paw stuck in your throat?

Instructions are given in the old medical manual "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly."

[lamyai3]

16 hours ago, Chazar said:

How about if i gently lick a dog's  tail?

In spite of the commonly held belief, this will not get rid of a hangover. 

[Damrongsak]

Do NOT suck on a paw.  Just about got my lower lip ripped off for trying that.

 

Just blow up their back side.  Works better on females because they have two holes.

[stanleycoin]

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Do NOT suck on a paw.  Just about got my lower lip ripped off for trying that.

 

Just blow up their back side.  Works better on females because they have two holes.

Was you refurring to one of these,

I believe the inflation point is at the rear.

Or were you being very pervy ? 

 

Edited June 25, 2019 by stanleycoin

[russ1]

Just swallow some velcro.

[kirbi53]

It's not so much bones getting stuck/caught in my throat all the time. 

It's the small chunks of ice that even go up a straw while drinking

 

The best way for me is 

Bread, butter and honey once or twice. 

 

I don't think I'd want to suck on our cats paws especially after they have done their personal business in their kitty litter box 555

[hotchilli]

19 hours ago, Chazar said:

How about if i gently lick a dog's  tail?

You'll get arrested!

[brokenbone]

dont eat fish, problem solved before it appeared