ruds Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Hello to everbody, Anybody thought about setting up a window cleaning business in Pattaya, I know we have tip top but don't know much about them, have they got a window cleaning round going on? Set up costs wouldn't be a lot but there are a few major factors against it that I can see, 2 of them being: - most people have bars on their windows making them very hard to clean - and window cleaners generally clean windows once a month often when people are not home, don't know if that one would go down too well Its not something that I would set up but it just came to me and thought somebody might want to give it go Ruds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgoz Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Wrong section buddy. You want > Jokes - puzzles and riddles - make my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 You just gotta laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobi Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I thought that's what maids were for (Or anyone else who has a hand in keeping the home clean.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffery Stanthorpe Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Hello to everbody,Anybody thought about setting up a window cleaning business in Pattaya, I know we have tip top but don't know much about them, have they got a window cleaning round going on? Set up costs wouldn't be a lot but there are a few major factors against it that I can see, 2 of them being: - most people have bars on their windows making them very hard to clean - and window cleaners generally clean windows once a month often when people are not home, don't know if that one would go down too well Its not something that I would set up but it just came to me and thought somebody might want to give it go Ruds ruds my friend, if you a have a dream of cleaning windows, go for it !! there is a lot of negativity here in pattaya with people wanting to knock on you etc ( ecetera) My advice is start small but think big ( like ronald macdonald back in the 60's) best of luck but beware of water shortages that may occur during hor season another obstacle of pattaya business men is to sucumb to too much alcohol intake with over time may destroy your business ( and your mind ) hope this helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I am wondering how to clean my window SCREENS in my high rise condo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacknDanny Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Hello to everbody,Anybody thought about setting up a window cleaning business in Pattaya, I know we have tip top but don't know much about them, have they got a window cleaning round going on? Set up costs wouldn't be a lot but there are a few major factors against it that I can see, 2 of them being: - most people have bars on their windows making them very hard to clean - and window cleaners generally clean windows once a month often when people are not home, don't know if that one would go down too well Its not something that I would set up but it just came to me and thought somebody might want to give it go Ruds ruds my friend, if you a have a dream of cleaning windows, go for it !! there is a lot of negativity here in pattaya with people wanting to knock on you etc ( ecetera) My advice is start small but think big ( like ronald macdonald back in the 60's) best of luck but beware of water shortages that may occur during hor season another obstacle of pattaya business men is to sucumb to too much alcohol intake with over time may destroy your business ( and your mind ) hope this helps And of course the small matter of the work permit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Why Clean Windows? Why Clean Windows? The obvious reasons are: Better View Heat Efficiency Professional Business Image and for window cleaners... (Income)! Many different types of people come to FreeWindowCleaningTips.com for info and advice on a variety of glass maintenance issues. The most basic concept of all, is the search for an understanding of why we clean windows in general. Beyond the obvious reasons, the most important reason for glass maintenance is degradation. Glass will, over time, become permeated with a variety of contaminants: Hard Minerals (from sprinkler systems and building run-off) Oxidization (from windows encased in metal frames and screens) Acid Rain Sea Spray Overspray (from paint, chalking, mortar and more) In most cases item #1, Hard Mineral or hardwater is the biggest threat to most home and business owners and a great source of extra income for professional window cleaners. The need for basic glass restoration can be usually be avoided with regular cleaning to exterior window glass surfaces. I recommend no less than two cleanings per year. Understanding glass: Glass is porous. A cross-section of a sheet of glass reveals peaks and valleys. Glass is a liquid that continues to harden over time. Because glass is porous, it's easy to understand how it's transparent look can quickly become obstructed with airborne pollutants. Also, it's easy to understand why hard water (rain water runs over prefabricated surface i.e.. wood stain, painted siding, concrete sealant and deposits minerals and acids from those substances into pores of glass as rain water flows down window glass surface) can damage glass if not maintained on a regular basis. If you are a professional window cleaner, this is a great selling point. I see a lot of professionals advertise the benefits of their service but, I rarely see this benefit advertised. In my opinion, it's the best angle. And if you're a home or business owner, I'm sure you can appreciate the necessity of protecting your glass investment.Glass left UN-maintained over long periods of time may result in permanent damage. Phase two corrosion is the point where the glass's molecular structure has been altered. Most degradation is phase one which has effected only the surface of the glass. This is fairly easy to remedy. Check out my article on glass restoration. For phase two corrosion, hire a professional window cleaner in your area that has expertise in using tools like the "Glass Hog", a restoration device that is designed to remove layers of glass in order to resurface the problem glass with a new finish. (Distortion can occur with the use of these tools and is not recommended outside of professional use). Now that we understand why we clean glass, we need to know how to clean glass and that's why The Ettore Window Cleaning Kit and my Super-Swirl Squeegee Technique Videos are an unbeatable pair in the fight against glass degradation. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Andy Engstrom specializes in teaching real people how to start profitable Window Cleaning businesses that make $40,000 to $100,000 (or more) per year. To get instant access to all his most profitable window cleaning business strategies, tools, and resources, visit: Window Cleaning Business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffery Stanthorpe Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Why Clean Windows? Hi taxexile, i can really relate to your avatar, it speaks a 1000 words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 are you the poker or pokee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffery Stanthorpe Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 are you the poker or pokee ? i am the guy on the right which i guess i am the pokee, BTY ( by the way ) I am not gay. i am fortunate to live in a modern world were we have various medications such as xanax, diazpam, prozaz etc that can make life easier for some of us that are more sensitive to our surroundings ,ie artists, arty types etc ( ecetera) regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 life easier life never gets easier , hence my avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffery Stanthorpe Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 are you the poker or pokee ? i am the guy on the right which i guess i am the pokee, BTY ( by the way ) I am not gay. i am fortunate to live in a modern world were we have various medications such as xanax, diazpam, prozaz etc that can make life easier for some of us that are more sensitive to our surroundings ,ie artists, arty types etc ( ecetera) regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) your duplicate post nicely proves my point. i think you may have missed taking a tablet. Edited March 14, 2007 by taxexile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummy Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 ruds, I think what you are proposing has merit, but to gain that added publicity may I suggest a photo shoot with you standing in front of your company Tuk Tuk with the ladders on its the roof ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacknDanny Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 ruds,I think what you are proposing has merit, but to gain that added publicity may I suggest a photo shoot with you standing in front of your company Tuk Tuk with the ladders on its the roof ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruds Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 You guys crack me up. I wasn't thinking about setting up a window cleaning business myself, I even mentioned that in my post, some of you need to take greater care when reading. Stop w**king, that will improve your eyesight at least. I was merely putting a suggestion forward that someone might be interested in looking into. Surely it makes a refreshing change from someone posting "I want to set up a beer bar, any advice?" Fair enough it may not be the most desirable job in the world but surely you guys didnt think that the person setting up the business would actually clean the windows, when a thai would do that for 200 baht a day. What planet are you on? I think some of you really do need to spend a little bit more time outside and not in front of your computer Ruds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinom Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Don't think it will wash in Pattaya, almost every private house already have house maids etc. who will do the work (as stated in an earlier post). Well done for trying to think of business enterpising idea's. Next suggestion - build multi story car parks, or those Japanese auto rotation car parks. On a lighter note, but not showing my age !! George Formby circa 1934 Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job Now it's a job that just suits me A window cleaner you would be If you can see what I can see When I'm cleanin' windows Honeymoonin' couples too You should see them bill 'n coo You'd be surprised at things they do When I'm cleanin' windows In my profession I'll work hard But I'll never stop I'll climb this blinkin' ladder Till I get right to the top The blushin' bride, she looks divine The bridegroom he is doin' fine I'd rather have his job than mine When I'm cleanin' windows The chambermaids' sweet names I call It's a wonder I don't fall My mind's not on my work at all When I'm cleanin' windows I know a fella, such a swell He has a thirst, that's plain to tell I've seen him drink his bath as well When I'm cleanin' windows Oh, in my profession I'll work hard But I'll never stop I'll climb this blinkin' ladder Till I get right to the top Pyjamas lyin' side by side Ladies nighties I have spied I've often seen what goes inside When I'm cleanin' windows ------ banjo ------ Now there's a famous talkie queen She looks a flapper on the screen She's more like eightie than eighteen When I'm cleanin' windows She pulls her hair all down behind Then pulls down her... never mind And after that pulls down the blind When I'm cleanin' windows In my profession I'll work hard But I'll never stop I'll climb this blinkin' ladder Till I get right to the top An old maid walks around the floor She's so fed up, one day I'm sure She'll drag me in and lock the door When I'm cleanin' windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobi Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) Maybe a window cleaning business would work if you broadened the remit. Your window cleaners could multi -task; like dust the furniture, clean the floors and make the beds. Maybe do a bit of laundry and the odd Thai meal. This has got got be one original idea that could be a winner....... And.. BTW - the best thread on this forum for many a month. Lets see how long we can keep it going - might even make TV's weekly email of important new topics. Edited March 15, 2007 by Mobi D'Ark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenman Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Hello to everbody,Anybody thought about setting up a window cleaning business in Pattaya, I know we have tip top but don't know much about them, have they got a window cleaning round going on? Set up costs wouldn't be a lot but there are a few major factors against it that I can see, 2 of them being: - most people have bars on their windows making them very hard to clean - and window cleaners generally clean windows once a month often when people are not home, don't know if that one would go down too well Its not something that I would set up but it just came to me and thought somebody might want to give it go Ruds You can clean the bars with Duraglit The problem you may have is that maids and staff here do them already. In the UK where having a window round is worth it's weight in gold people simply don't have maids. Thais who own their own property can easily afford a maid and would simply not use an outside service that they couldn't trust. Why not try delivering morning rolls to farang? I was in Pattaya recently and went into a supermarket not far from the center. Couldn't believe it when I got this amazing smell of rolls wafting past me........Exactly the same rolls we get back in Scotland delivered to our doorsteps.........wish we could get them in Bangkok, I bought a dozen and my 2 friends and scoffed the lot on the trip back. Anything is worth a go as with no income here sooner or later funds dry up and it's back home........perish the thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungabunga Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Imagine knocking on the door of Sabai Dee massage gaff and asking if you can 'fill yer bucket' with soapy water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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