One For The Ladies

For all those men who say: Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ... Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ... Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ... Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ... Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ... Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ... Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Peter