JimmyTheMook Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 https://thethaiger.com/news/bangkok/bangkok-woman-hospitalised-after-she-falls-over-and-a-cucumber-ended-up-inside-her 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Some cucumbers are turned into dildo pickles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Oh the journalistic content sometimes astounds me Possibly win a Pulitzer Prize nomination for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masvil Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 The best is in the end: "We don’t have any current reports about what happened to the cucumber", 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, masvil said: The best is in the end: "We don’t have any current reports about what happened to the cucumber", Rotted in the heat she obviously does not wear Victoria Secrets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyCarlton Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said: Oh the journalistic content sometimes astounds me Possibly win a Pulitzer Prize nomination for this one. I think the piece was written tongue in cheek. or was it cucumber in widgie? 555 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wgdanson Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) If youu follow the link, on the photo they have pixellated the cucumber. Ccould it possibly be facing rape charges? LLOL Edited August 15, 2019 by wgdanson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puchaiyank Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I do not believe the "falling over bit"...the cucumber was an unwilling participant and should be completely exonerated...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyHeyHey Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Must have been a cactus if she couldn't get it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyHeyHey Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Tomorrow her hubbie accidentally slips on Pattaya Soi 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenbone Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) some 16 years ago i saw a picture of a chonburi thai man in the newspaper with his face censored out. i asked about it and it turned out he had slipped in the bathroom and a 1.5 l bottle of coca cola happened to get shoved up his arse so far that he had to go to a hospital to get it extracted. talk about tuff luck Edited August 15, 2019 by brokenbone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Puchaiyank said: I do not believe the "falling over bit"...the cucumber was an unwilling participant and should be completely exonerated...???? Perhaps this is a method to confirm the size of each cucumber for correct pricing... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Quote A 51 year old Thai woman was recently sent to hospital complaining of vaginal pain because she had a cucumber stuck in her ‘lady parts’. OMG! (Oh My Gourd!) I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 A cucumber? Surely she could have slipped on something more comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenbone Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 was the size of the cucumber documented ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 my thoughts on eating fresh cucumber will never be the same again. ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alacrity Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Must have been a greased cucumber. How far away was the hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenbone Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 i think i read sex toys are illegal in thailand, this is a case that can be made for legalized dildos on behalf of health Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 after leaving Hospital the lady went shopping at Tesco Lotus, She suddenly started to gasp for Air, Her husband asked if she was OK, She replied yes tilack its just the cucumber repeating on me, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Was it a Lebonese or continental cucumber, and did she have informed consent.? Why was it upright on the floor for. Knickless woman to fall on. ? Poor risk management. Now permanently traumatised and cannot go shopping for veggies ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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