August 18, 20196 yr Popular Post Woke up Sunday morning Decided to take a stroll Down to my favourite place The bangkapi mall As I strolled along the klong a man approached me. He said son you're on overstay please don't try to flee. I cast my eyes left and right there was no where to go. So I quickly dodged around him and headed for the mall. I lost him in the carpark and sighed with some relief. Then a hand on my shoulder it was the police chief. He said son you resemble a stranger that robbed shop number one. He put me in handcuffs and took me to a room. It was then that it occurred to me I had just landed at suwarnaphum.
August 18, 20196 yr Popular Post Needs a little work mate but you could be on a winner there. Got a tune to go with it? Cheers
August 18, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Kwasaki said: A guilty conscious can do that, have you woke up yet with a wake-up sleep jerk. I've got a feeling he could be guilty but unconscious.
August 18, 20196 yr Author 4 hours ago, Puchaiyank said: Don't quit your day job! Unlike you I have one
August 18, 20196 yr 50 minutes ago, heybuz said: Unlike you I have one Some of us don't have to work, sucks to be you then doesnt it
August 18, 20196 yr Author 1 hour ago, Nyezhov said: Some of us don't have to work, sucks to be you then doesnt it Lighten up a bit of attempted humour but I suppose the there's always sad people .
August 18, 20196 yr Not a master of the iambic pentameter then. For a first attempt it has promise though. Started as a blues 4/4, nice place to start. I woke up this morning, da da da-da da Woke up yesterday too, da da da-da da If I wake up tomorrow, da da da-da da That'll be three days in a row. I got those...hummm I got those..hummm Can't lose those...hummm Insomniac blues... Try and get somebody dying in there, always a crowd pleaser.
August 18, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, sherwood said: Needs a little work mate but you could be on a winner there. Got a tune to go with it? Cheers Needs a Lou Reed esque catchy chorus
August 18, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, RichardColeman said: Needs a Lou Reed esque catchy chorus He’s probably just recovering from a “walk on the wild side”?
August 19, 20196 yr Author 5 hours ago, AlexRich said: He’s probably just recovering from a “walk on the wild side”? No just had a boring morning, thought I'd give it a crack
August 19, 20196 yr Author 17 hours ago, sherwood said: Needs a little work mate but you could be on a winner there. Got a tune to go with it? Cheers I have one being looked at by a Thai producer?,this was a bit of fun I. was thinking of the Irish labourer and the brick hoist at the time.
August 19, 20196 yr The Thailand life yeah yeah let's live the Thailand life loads of beer and a fit young wife to steer, the kind of totty you would normally never get near. yeah yeah that's the Thailand life. The balconies are small but farang are normally tallllll, be careful on the escalators at your local shopping malllllll. Happy to add anyone's suggestions.
August 19, 20196 yr Once it was 55 and life was great. Out every day of the week with a different date. Loadsa wiseones on the stool, white knights walking tall But but.... how the farang have come down with a bang, scraping baht together for a couple of Chang not even tipping 25 satang.
August 19, 20196 yr Author 45 minutes ago, Mikisteel said: The Thailand life yeah yeah let's live the Thailand life loads of beer and a fit young wife to steer, the kind of totty you would normally never get near. yeah yeah that's the Thailand life. The balconies are small but farang are normally tallllll, be careful on the escalators at your local shopping malllllll. Happy to add anyone's suggestions. Went out onto the balcony with my cup of chai then someone pushed me on my back didn't know that I could fly.
August 19, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, heybuz said: Woke up Sunday morning Decided to take a stroll Down to my favourite place Hey rubber duckie.....would fit nicely in with the music/lyrics from Convoy ..... Convoy C. W. McCall Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of JuneIn a Kenworth pullin' logsCab-over Pete with a reefer onAnd a Jimmy haulin' hogsWe is headin' for bear on I-one-oh'Bout a mile outta Shaky TownI says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck."And I'm about to put the hammer down." 'Cause we got a little convoyRockin' through the night.Yeah, we got a little convoy,Ain't she a beautiful sight?Come on and join our convoyAin't nothin' gonna get in our way.We gonna roll this truckin' convoy'Cross the U-S-A.Convoy! By the time we got into Tulsa Town,We had eighty-five trucks in all.But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf,And them bears was wall-to-wall.Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;They even had a bear in the air!I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck."We about to go a-huntin' bear." 'Cause we got a little convoyRockin' through the night.Yeah, we got a little convoy,Ain't she a beautiful sight?Come on and join our convoyAin't nothin' gonna get in our way.We gonna roll this truckin' convoy'Cross the U-S-A.Convoy! Well, we rolled up Interstate 44Like a rocket sled on rails.We tore up all of our swindle sheets,And left 'em settin' on the scales.By the time we hit that Chi-town,Them bears was a-gettin' smart:They'd brought up some reinforcementsFrom the Illinois National Guard.There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,And rigs of ev'ry size.Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bearsAnd choppers filled the skies.Well, we shot the line and we went for brokeWith a thousand screamin' trucksAn' eleven long-haired Friends a' JesusIn a chartreuse micra-bus. Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shoreAnd prepared to cross the lineI could see the bridge was lined with bearsBut I didn't have a dog-goned dime.I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck."We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eightI says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4." 'Cause we got a little convoyRockin' through the night.Yeah, we got a little convoy,Ain't she a beautiful sight?Come on and join our convoyAin't nothin' gonna get in our way.We gonna roll this truckin' convoy'Cross the U-S-A.Convoy!
August 19, 20196 yr 23 hours ago, heybuz said: Went out onto the balcony with my cup of chai then someone pushed me on my back didn't know that I could fly. Yeah yeah yeah the Thailand life where your best mate ends up being your ex's next date, like there ain't enough to penetrate what's that I sound like I denigrate sorry just telling like it is mate, no need to hide behind those rose tinted specs or have conversations solely through line texts!!
August 19, 20196 yr Author 4 minutes ago, Mikisteel said: Yeah yeah yeah the Thailand life where your best mate ends up being your ex's next date, like there ain't enough to penetrate what's that I sound like I denigrate sorry just telling like it is mate, no need to hide behind those rose tinted specs or have conversations solely through line texts!! Mine's all in jest dont know what you're on about, but every body can say what they like.
August 19, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, heybuz said: Mine's all in jest dont know what you're on about, but every body can say what they like. Yeah yeah the Thailand life where insecurities hide behind online fallacies, bragging about there paid for dallances living out there life long fantasies, yeah yeah the Thailand life
August 19, 20196 yr Your Lament reminds me of a verse from The Cruel Sea. Then the officer said Better get a lawyer, sonYou better get a real good one Get yourself a suit and tieAnd get your hair cut way up highGet yourself a lawyer, sonYou're gonna need a real good one
August 19, 20196 yr Author 2 minutes ago, Mikisteel said: Yeah yeah the Thailand life where insecurities hide behind online fallacies, bragging about there paid for dallances living out there life long fantasies, yeah yeah the Thailand life Mate sorry if you have some axe to grind but I don't live in Thailand anymore I'm just a visitor now, stay with Thai friends for a couple of months then home for same.
August 19, 20196 yr 38 minutes ago, heybuz said: Mine's all in jest dont know what you're on about, but every body can say what they like. I think his is too... it's just not written in separate lines as was yours.
August 19, 20196 yr 19 minutes ago, heybuz said: Mate sorry if you have some axe to grind but I don't live in Thailand anymore I'm just a visitor now, stay with Thai friends for a couple of months then home for same. Here again, you appear to have missed the point. Seems like it's written in a 'toasting' style. A style later ripped off by the likes of 'Eminem'.
August 19, 20196 yr Author 4 minutes ago, JamJar said: I think his is too... it's just not written in separate lines as was yours. Ok I apologise profusely.sometimes it's hard to tell.
August 19, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, Traubert said: Not a master of the iambic pentameter then. For a first attempt it has promise though. Started as a blues 4/4, nice place to start. I woke up this morning, da da da-da da Woke up yesterday too, da da da-da da If I wake up tomorrow, da da da-da da That'll be three days in a row. I got those...hummm I got those..hummm Can't lose those...hummm Insomniac blues... Try and get somebody dying in there, always a crowd pleaser. and always remember to reference 'nintey-nine and one half days'
August 19, 20196 yr Author 46 minutes ago, CGW said: Somewhat surprising. ???? No no job just being half smart, caught me at the wrong time.i don't follow my own advice " put brain into gear before mouth"
August 20, 20196 yr As a fellow poet, it needs some work, but with a little perseverance and a large dose of creativity, you might just be able to give up your day job!
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