A young and rather innocent lass brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and amongst other topics of conversation it turns out the guy was a sailor in the Navy for several years.

As the months go by the two become a couple and announce that they wish to get married. The parents are pleased but on the day before the wedding he took his daughter aside and asked her if she had ever had sex with the man. "oh no Dad" she replied " I wanted to go to my wedding as a virgin" Her father then said that he was pleased but whispered to her that sometimes Sailors spend long periods of time at sea and well if he ever said he wanted to do it "the other way" she was to refuse. The girl was confused by the meaning the other way but being a good and dutiful daughter agreed.

Several months later she was still enjoying the life with her new husband but the warning from her father was like a mosquito buzzing inside her head. She became more and more curious and finally one night after a long and passionate love making session she snuggled up with her husband and said "sweetheart, I would really like to try doing it the other way" Well her husband gave a start and stammered "what and risk getting pregnant?"

boom boom

boom boom

Hey this is the first time I got a remark about one of my jokes - I was not sure if there were tumbleweeds blowing down the screens or what

bring on the dancing girls

Here's 3 for you, Bronco.