Crossy Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 23 minutes ago, ratcatcher said: MILFs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front They wondered why their (ex-terrorist) organisation was on page 65,000 of a google search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unify Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 I remember a story about a fiance's very attractive mother, coming onto the prospective groom before the wedding. He walked out the door and was called back and congratulated. He'd passed the test they'd set up for him. He never told them he was walking to his car to get a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyMan Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 10/12/2019 at 12:20 PM, bluesofa said: Wouldn't you want to see the goods first? Or are you relying the old, 'beauty is only a light switch away'? Blind man doesn't care how old the kitty is, just that's it's accommodating. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 of course, you can figure out what you might be misinterpreting... or maybe the mom knows something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyMan Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, ratcatcher said: He doesn't have a wife, just a 'girlfriend'. He doesn't state his age. If he's 60 and mum is 40 and girlfriend is 20 then I know where I would choose to be. However, there's little information from the OP, so it's hard to really comment seriously. It depends whether one's taste runs to young girls or nicely packaged MILFs. Come on, tell the truth. Isn't the only real criteria someone who says 'yes'? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Just now, GalaxyMan said: Come on, tell the truth. Isn't the only real criteria someone who says 'yes'? no... you could be busy all day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyMan Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 minute ago, kenk24 said: no... you could be busy all day.... Yeah, what a drag! ???? Gotta die of something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Without knowing the GF, if you two are co-habitating and there's a mutual expectation of monogomy, then I'd say tagging ole mamasan is radioactive, best leave that alone. Unless you're easy come easy go with the gf relationship, then go for it. The break up and move out phase is usually tense, and it'll be a helluva lot worse with this turd in the punchbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyboy2018 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 If she does not speak english how can she make innuendos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaanbiker Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Pay for two silicone implants your choice, or marry her mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deli Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 3some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaanbiker Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, sunnyboy2018 said: If she does not speak english how can she make innuendos? It could be allusive or oblique remarks or hints, usually suggestive or disparaging ones. Still waiting for some photos to be able to give some supportive advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRoadrunner Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 10/12/2019 at 11:27 AM, OneMoreFarang said: Introduce the horny mother to your friends. You now have many friends here on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emptypockets Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said: It could be allusive or oblique remarks or hints, usually suggestive or disparaging ones. Still waiting for some photos to be able to give some supportive advice. I'm sure for 50 baht she'll take out the rest of the teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skallywag Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 10/12/2019 at 10:57 AM, bkk6060 said: gf has a regular day job and her mother has come to the gf's house to stay for a few weeks "Up to you" "mai pen rai" is the Thai way AFAIK. GF has the house and job, so remember the moral of Aesop Fables "The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Walk away from both. Something wrong there, and the OP would be the meat in the sandwich ( Pun fully intended ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevemercer Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 These older ladies can be very flirty and you can just play along without it ever getting to a serous stage. Having said that, my GF once actually asked me to sleep with her Mum because she thought it would make her happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, Stevemercer said: These older ladies can be very flirty and you can just play along without it ever getting to a serous stage. Having said that, my GF once actually asked me to sleep with her Mum because she thought it would make her happy. The G/F or the mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRoadrunner Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Would it were we all had such problems.... the meat in a f*** sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Isn't this why we all love Thailand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laza 45 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 ....you know of course that if the gf finds out she will cut it off and feed it to the ducks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 58 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Walk away from both. Something wrong there, and the OP would be the meat in the sandwich ( Pun fully intended ) Why would you walk away from a winning lottery ticket? You're only on this planet for a very limited time - use that time to bring a little bit of joy into someone's life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Laza 45 said: ....you know of course that if the gf finds out she will cut it off and feed it to the ducks? Nah.. he’d be safe there... have you ever seen ducks in Thailand, apart from on the menu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofthemountain Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 29 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said: Nah.. he’d be safe there... have you ever seen ducks in Thailand, apart from on the menu? Be careful For the OP i think i'll give slowly a go at the M I L F, and see what happen, to share some pleasure beetwen 2 adults, what could be wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtrnuno41 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 OUtput vs input: 1 mom is testing you - a) take the bait and you are out b) take the bait and you (maybe) end up in threesomes c) take the bait and you have 2 relations - mom is in control of your live 2 mom is just being very naughty, nice but just playing let it roll and dont go further - end maybe in a while go further then you have 1 a, b ,c 3 telling gf a) out of the question, handle it yourself. It could have a enormous bad impact (fights) b) you tell. are ting tong and you are 1a c) you tell and she says ok and you have 1b or 1c, maybe with some extra guys applied to it. 4 hold back mom a) she is offended, was just being nice. a) angry - tells daughter in bad way - 1a b) she admits and backs off. test succeeded positive? c) her daughter knows and you end up 1b,c Otherwise Murphy's law will step in and everything could happen. Maybe they saw some porn movies "bf of gf doing <deleted> " or "3 somes with bf" Women are hard to understand, like they like to say in Thailand : it's up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaplaza666 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Be sure there are no camera's in the house and just do her ???? if there's no proof then it never happenend . And if the mom tells the gf, just say she does it to brake you guys up . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtrnuno41 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said: OUtput vs input: 1 mom is testing you - a) take the bait and you are out b) take the bait and you (maybe) end up in threesomes c) take the bait and you have 2 relations - mom is in control of your live 2 mom is just being very naughty, nice but just playing let it roll and dont go further - end maybe in a while go further then you have 1 a, b ,c 3 telling gf a) out of the question, handle it yourself. It could have a enormous bad impact (fights) b) you tell. are ting tong and you are 1a c) you tell and she says ok and you have 1b or 1c, maybe with some extra guys applied to it. 4 hold back mom a) she is offended, was just being nice. a) angry - tells daughter in bad way - 1a b) she admits and backs off. test succeeded positive? c) her daughter knows and you end up 1b,c Otherwise Murphy's law will step in and everything could happen. Maybe they saw some porn movies "bf of gf doing <deleted> " or "3 somes with bf" Women are hard to understand, like they like to say in Thailand : it's up to you. Or to add to it, you are projecting it all in a wrong way and mom is just happy her daughter has a good bf? and trying to please him in a way, he thinks she is coming up to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 hour ago, SteveK said: Why would you walk away from a winning lottery ticket? You're only on this planet for a very limited time - use that time to bring a little bit of joy into someone's life! "The Graduate" created so much fantasy for some. Permit me to doubt it would be a winner. Plenty of other fish in the sea without that kind of complication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pravda Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Thaivisa Letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Hat's off to those who had to solve life's situations with their own brain power....before the Internet came along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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