3 Guys Going To Heaven

[hongthay]

Ok, this one is a little long, but worth the punchline.

3 men are standing in front of Heaven's Door waiting to be let in when St. Peter says, "Sorry, boys, but Heaven has met their quota for the day; however, if you tell me how you died and it is interesting enough, I will let you in."

The first man says, " I am a respectable businessman who lives with my wife in a condo on the 12th floor of The Rains Building. I suspected that my wife has been cheating on me, so I left work two hours early this afternoon to catch her in the act. When I got home, I searched the whole condo top to bottom but did not find anybody. Just when I was about to give up, I noticed somebody hanging off the edge of my balcony. I went out on the balcony and tried to pry his fingers loose, but he held on. So, I went back inside, grabbed my hammer and then beat on his fingers until he let go. To my surprise, he survived the 12 story fall by landing in some bushes. I then proceeded to go back inside, grabbed my refrigerator, pushed it out onto the balcony and over the side, where it fell on the guy killing him. However, I have a weak heart, and the overexertion killed me."

St. Peter says, "What a terrible way to go! You can come on in."

The second guy says, "I live on the 13th floor of the Rains Building. This morning I was doing my regular morning exercise out on my condo's balcony when I slipped in some water from last night's rain and fell over the side. Miraculously, I managed to grab hold of the balcony of the condo below mine. I screamed for help until I was hoarse, but no one ever came. Finally, in the afternoon, I saw the owner coming out on his balcony and though 'thank, God, help at last' only to have him try to pry my fingers loose. I managed to hold on until he gave up and went back inside. To my horror, he came back a few minutes later with a hammer and started pounding on my fingers. I could not hold on any longer and fell the 12 stories to the ground below. Inexplicably, I landed in some bushes and was fine. Just as I was saying a prayer of thanks to God a shadow fell over me. I looked up, and there was a refrigerator coming down at me."

St. Peter says, "What a terrible way to go! You can come on in."

The third guy steps up and says, "Imagine this, I am standing in a refrigerator, buck-naked............."