James' dilemma...

[ravip]

James, age 50, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.   
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret, age 45, looked him over, "nope."

Frustrated, James stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "notice anything different now?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "James, what's different?"
"it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, James yelled, "and do you know why it's hanging down, Margaret?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"it's hanging down, because it's looking at my new boots!!!!"
Without missing a beat, Margaret replied, "Should have bought a hat, James! Should have bought a hat."
 

[Puchaiyank]

Good clean humor...thanks for the brief comic relief...