English Talk With Bill Clinton

[itsmelisa]

There is something that is troubling an african dude from a small and illiterate village, for a couple of days. So he seeks some advice from some of his educated friends.

He calls all of his friends and tells them his problem "Friends, i have a meeting with bill clinton in a couple of days on how to make our small village a better place, but the problem is that i do not know how to speak in english." So all his friends decide to teach him something to say to bill clinton.

They tell him that when he shakes hands with clinton then say "Hi! How are you?" And when he asks, answer him"Me too". He gets this in his head and goes to meet clinton.

On his arrival at clinton's house, they shake hands and he remember what his friend had taught him and said but he asked,

"Hi! Who are you"

Bill clinton thought this was a joke

Clinton "haha! I'm hillary's husband. And you?"

And he goes "Me too"

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[farangsay]

There was an old joke about the Northern Ireland situation.

The Soviet Union were watching with interest and hoped to gain some small advantage.

They arranged to send one of their best KGB men in to investigate.

They briefed him as best they could and stressed , as the conflict was bound up in

some way with religious differences , that if anyone stated they were Catholic or

Presbyterian or whatever he should reply "me too".

The operation went awry early on as , due to thick fog , the submarine dropped

the agent several miles along the Antrim coast from where he was to be met by

his local contact.

The poor man wandered the hills for several hours before he saw a light on the

hillside. He arrived at what turned out to be a shepherd's hut. When he asked

how he could get to the village he was seeking the shepherd advised that this

would be very dangerous at night in such a thick fog. It would be much wiser

to wait until morning and he was welcome to spend the night in the hut.

"I should warn you though" said the shepherd "That I'm a homosexual".

"Me too" replied the KGB man.

All this being the origin of the expression :

"Red spy at night , shepherd's delight".

[brahmburgers]

cute. it sounds like it could have been true. If it's true event, please indicate that in future posts.