Better evolution through beer

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and

when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the

back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the

herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole

keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the

slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills

off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest

brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer

eliminates the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and

more efficient machine.

The result of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and

validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and engineering

performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of

leaving university and getting married, most engineers cannot keep up

with the performance of the new graduates.

Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic

consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved

during their university years.

So, this is a call to arms. Get back into the bars! Quaff that pint!

Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you

shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have.

Be all that you can be.

and all this from a power supporter 55555555555

Whom better to know?