A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he

Glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon

Realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took

the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or

pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual

Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen

sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from

My personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about

sexuality."

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American

Men are the well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American

Indian

who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that

Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent

who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with

absolutely

the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm

sorry,"

she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I

don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me call me Bubba."

Has this been done before, about twenty five times....

and are many of us jewnnonwish/black/indianamerican?

Edited April 18, 200719 yr by kayo

Has this been done before, about twenty five times....

and are many of us jewnnonwish/black/indianamerican?

Yea I know, but its still funny for us indian/jewish/rednecks. and at my age I foget stuff.