Thai travel bubbles are bursting out all over

[sammieuk1]

Didn't have the general down as a West Ham fan even though he is always blowing some bubble or other????

[Blumpie]

Asinine.  

[connda]

 

Yes, yes - come to Bubble Thailand!
Yindee, welcome to you.

Come see our beautiful beaches.  Be careful not to step on sand as Covid breeds in sand and will kill us all, and if you step on sand police will arrest you -  but look, look - How beautiful? Mai?

Eat at our delicious restaurants. Be careful to properly social distance, stay behind the plastic screens, and wear mask when not eating.  A beer you say?  No beer, no alcohol.  Thailand restaurants are now dry.  Be like good Thai Buddhist or good Thai Muslim or like Thai leader - you no need beer. Alcohol bad - if you drink you will die of Covid.  So eat!!! Separate. Arroy!

Then enjoy an after-dinner cocktail while listening to traditional Thai music played on stage while you and your group watch the sun set over the beautiful beaches...
What?  When?  Oh that's right!  Never mind - that's was Old Normal Thailand. Ha ha ha!
In New Normal Thailand you can go straight to your hotel room and watch Netflix as "nightlife" is now branded as 'dangerous' (you'll die from Covid for sure!) and you'll not want to get caught walking about after curfew as you'll be arrested and thrown into jail!  So enjoy Netflix!  By yourself. One person per room.  And no sex! People who have sex will surely die from Covid!

In fact - Welcome to Thailand - just come - yindee - leave your money, and then leave.  Fun is now illegal anyway.  If you have fun, you'll be fined or thrown in jail - Ha ha ha!!!  Fun causes Covid and it will kill you for sure!!! Ha ha ha.

So - Sawatdee - Goodbye from Bubble Thailand, now get out! Bye Bye. Out out out!

Edited June 10, 2020 by connda

[herfiehandbag]

It is becoming rather obvious that, along with the remarkable level of control that they have established over the lives, economic activity and movements of their own population, they are seeking to extend the same degree of detailed control over any tourists.

 

I believe that they call it the "new normal"?