Aussie Poetry

[torito]

Of Course I Love Ya Darling

You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird

And When I Say Ur Gorgeous

I Mean Every Single Word

So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side

I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab

It Means That When I'm Ready

Theres Somethin There To Grab

So Your Belly Isnt Flat No More

I Tell Ya, I Dont Care

So Long As When I Cuddle Ya

I Can Get My Arms Around There

No Sheila Who Is Your Age

Has Nice Round Perky Breasts

They Just Gave Into Gravity

But I Know Ya Did Ya Best

Im Tellin Ya The Truth Now

I Never Tell Ya Lies

I Think Its Very Sexy

That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs

I Swear On Me Nannas Grave Now

The Moment That We Met

I Thought U Was As Good As

I Was Ever Gonna Get

No Matter Wot U Look Like

Ill Always Love Ya Dear

Now Shut Up While The Footys On

And Get Me Another Beer!

Edited April 21, 2007 by torito