August 2, 200719 yr A little Devil called Thaddy, with a pile of books he had just borrowed. What are you reading said the inquisitive, handsome Lupine with fur as soft as a bab............( let's not go there ). "I'm reading about tadger stimulation" said the little Imp.............................
August 2, 200719 yr Aghast, Limpy asked, 'Tadger stimulation?'. 'Did I say Tadger? I meant to say badger', replied Thaddy. 'I have been reading this fascinating yarn about this person whose working days are devoted to stamping out these little metal badges. He's a badger by trade and doesn't get much of an opportunity to get out for stimulating activities, so he turns his energies to ...
August 3, 200718 yr .............which at one stroke serves the dual purpose of a considerable saving on incontinence pads and eradicates the acrid stench of stale urine. Meantime however there remains the question of finding a market outlet for hundreds of badly woven baskets. Here a certain board member with incisive business acumen steps in to save the day and says............................
August 15, 200718 yr Author Mean time whist you all are trying to find that certain board member with incisive business acumen steps in to save the day………….. The Colonel and Kan Win came round the corner. Holy Tortillas said The Colonel to Kan Win, what happened to this “The Never Ending Story” “Fred”. Kan Win quickly said “lets go back to page two shall we”. Just then the Colonel approached, mumbling something about getting back on topic . . . They came across this place witch looked deserted with that misty look around the place, De-Cider-ed to take a seat and ordered their usual drink Well well well, guess who turned up and joined them the ladies of Kan and the Beauty Queens from Miss Universe 2005 little did they know that a gang of bikers were lurking near by and Kan Win's bested friend K.O. said ................... Yours truly, Kan Win
August 15, 200718 yr "Holy shamoly! I just saw that gang of bikers over down at win's place on the corner of pbase and saengjuto road just yesterday evening!!!! And they were talking about the infamous beauties that visited back in the day!". Kayo looked around, at his surroundings then thought back to those mystical (MISTical) days in Kan and how much he missed his favourite river in the whole world and ....
August 19, 200718 yr "Holy shamoly! I just saw that gang of bikers over down at win's place on the corner of pbase and saengjuto road just yesterday evening!!!! And they were talking about the infamous beauties that visited back in the day!". Kayo looked around, at his surroundings then thought back to those mystical (MISTical) days in Kan and how much he missed his favourite river in the whole world and .... .... and dived into the river, swam over to those magical, mystical scenes - had a whoopy of a night, woke up the next morn and found himself in the...
February 7, 200818 yr Author to "Nakon Somewhere" where he, K.O. that is met up with "The Colonel" and "Kan Win" What happened later is still a mystery as this “Fred” was found on page 11 in this “The Mad House named Bedlam”. Oh yes, Santa did and "Taken-City", well what Kan one say, went down:- Our Dear Knees left us for green pastures down under, Old Croc is still doing his bit (tank you very much) and old, together with new members flirt in and out. Back to the story................................... So what happend said our "Faithful Tiger" to "Old Croc"......................................... "Old Croc" replied........ Well let me tell you............
February 8, 200818 yr As he stroked his foreheard with a feather duster, snatched from yer local tesco-loto..
November 17, 200817 yr Author and said "fancy a bowl of this Kan Win" after witch he offered a Kan Win escaped from the cops under the in-flu-ence - of the smelly fart, and "The Colonel" save his day Trying to flea the scene came across this not level tinking turn the corner Ohh my what a big This is The Never Ending Story and shall Khun-tin-ue Yours truly The cast, and Kan Win
March 4, 200917 yr A request to Moderators: Please (if the OP agrees, of course) may we change the name of this thread to something more literary. I've noticed that even the Literatti among us (Uly G, O.C, etc...) enjoy posting on this magical make-believe story-telling thread, that in fact is so much more than the silly three-word/last-word things. My suggestion for a new thread name would be: The Never Kan Win Tales "Nobody kan win alone, but together we can create great reading" Thank you for your attention. Kayo.
March 5, 200917 yr and Kan Win's input is.... (he should be back tonight or tomorrow, if my man still keeps the same schedule)
March 7, 200917 yr Ballad of Kan Winn Hang down your head, Kan WinnPull up your pants and cum.....Pull up your pants, Kan WinnPull up your pants and git homeThis time ya caught playing in bed.Poor boy, you're gunna be dead Sorry Kingston Trio, LOL Edited March 7, 200917 yr by Zpete
March 8, 200917 yr Quick, get out the jacket with the 12 foot wrap around sleeves! Think that'll help? .... I bet he can type with his nose.
March 8, 200917 yr Quick, get out the jacket with the 12 foot wrap around sleeves! Think that'll help? .... I bet he can type with his nose. Mite try that, now lemme see....... nose ty0pi8ng too slow, grrrrrrrrrrr
March 8, 200917 yr .....he resumed his favorite pastime, clumsily, yet good naturedly, attempting to extract the urine from his larger and and smarter neighbors. the Australians. "Bugger" he exploded, as his fingers, permanently damaged by years of exposure to lanolin, slipped from the keyboard and produced only more dribble. "I've got to.............."
March 8, 200917 yr ... I've got to stop trying to do things that people from civilised countries do, and accept the fact that I am a kiwi and not good for anything...." when Ping and Phazey suddenly turned up...
March 8, 200917 yr ... I've got to stop trying to do things that people from civilised countries do, and accept the fact that I am a kiwi and not good for anything...." when Ping and Phazey suddenly turned up... ..... with OC and started baking snakes and witchetty grubs for their corroborree which their blackfella families enjoyed eating, like a BBQ for civilised Kiwis who enjoy beef eye fillet steaks..
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