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The Baaad Christmas Jokes Thread 2020 - Old, New, Ancient, Prehistoric - We don't care just make them Bad.


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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?

 

Knock, knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!

 

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

 

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you!

 

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!

 

Knock, knock! Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open til Christmas!

 

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Christmas sherry!

 

(Reminder - This is the baaad Christmas jokes thread, so please excuse the terrible puns)

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A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says “would you like a pint?” The horse says, “no, two halves”.

 

I had a job as part of a pantomime horse team once, but I quit when I was a head.

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