pattayadave Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Irishman's diet An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at east 5 pounds." When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from de bloody skippin'!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 An unexpected punch-line! Very funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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