19 hours ago, mr mr said:

a lighter and a really quick inhale through your nose only should sort it all out. careful not to suck in too hard through your nose or the flame will go a little further in than you want. 

there's nothing quite like the smell of brains in the morning, very similar to 'victory'..

I've got the top right Remington from Argos for £5, lasted 10 years so far and same battery, must be a miracle. Works well for nose, never tried on ears, barber bird checks those. 

 

Check MrDIY, I bought Clippers there and they're good

Edited February 26, 20215 yr by scubascuba3

4 hours ago, Daffy D said:

Not really, a cheap one will go blunt fairly quickly and start pulling instead of cutting 

 

That's why feedback from users is useful   

 

I've been using mine for 4 or 5 years about once a month, no problems so far.

 

The good thing about cheap things is that they're disposable, you can even purchase more than one of them at a time for when it fails.

22 hours ago, faraday said:

 

Would this work at errrm.. the other end...?

 

Asking for a friend.

 

how  good is your friend at sucking things into that end ? 

41 minutes ago, mr mr said:

 

how  good is your friend at sucking things into that end ? 

 

Allegedly, many, many years ago, I knew a girl who could suck air in there. Then, on command, blow it out again.

 

This being a "family forum", I shan't elaborate further....

Edited February 26, 20215 yr by faraday

Just train the hair out sideways.  After a few years you'll have a moustache like Poirot.

its <deleted> hair you need to worry about. skin real sensitive down there. need to squat over a mirror and shave with a disposable razor. need to wipe with alcohol after you take a dump to keep the area clean and free of infection.