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Mathematical equation used to ensure fairness in vaccine distribution: Anutin

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1 hour ago, colinneil said:

Time to start worrying folks, Anutin says not to worry, ???????? Joke of the year, as he cannot even lie straight in bed, truth and Anutin just dont go together.

Too true Colin, A-nut-in and the truth are strangers they have never met ..................LOL

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  • Mathematical equation and Anutin Charvirakul in the same sentence is an oxymoron...

  • internationalism
    internationalism

    yes, as a billionaire he is very good at maths and his bosses brother was just yesterday charged for corruption. It's all about money, mr anutin. Nothing do to with health, fairness, justice

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    rodknock

    1+1=3  2for them and 1for me Thai. addition

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So the narrative is:

'Do not blame me, blame the mathematics'.

Funny Math Cartoon Pictures

 

 

Edited by Somtamnication

They used percentages: 

Hiso: 95% of availability

Poor folks: 4%

Street dogs: 1%

Dirty farangs: wait October (202x) to pay for other vaccines

 

Works for me...

 

They also used equations: 

 

(a2+b2ab)(c2+d2cd)= In My Pocket!

That's the beauty of this guy - the jokes just keep on coming.

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1 hour ago, petermik said:

After this comment I have absolute faith in the system.....????

 

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it must be rocket science formula....555

Hopefully his calculator doesnt run out of batteries.

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I swear, if Thailand had a version of Late night TV political satire, the show would have to run until 5am.

 

And you wouldn't even need writers, just get the host to read the actual news. 

 

Award-laden comedy gold. 

2 hours ago, Sametboy2019 said:

Hopefully his calculator doesnt run out of batteries.

Abacus. China is as China does, around here.

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Everyone knows Pinocchio and Nutjob hate each other, but they need each other to prop up the dung pile....

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4 hours ago, kotsak said:

Jesus weeps everytime this clown opens his mouth.. 

 

Seeing or hearing Anutin makes me lose the will to live.....

Equation:

 

Government Fee (0 baht) + Voluntary Donation (x,xxx baht) = VIP Priority

yes they didn't give you a PhD for nothing

Proving that its hard to do math when you are trying to sell weed at the same time!.  Never get high on your own supply Anutin.???? 

this is absolutely hysterical

His equations would have to include bits like "Square root of -2" aka "imaginary numbers". But then again, as entire equation finishes with "times zero"....

5 hours ago, madmitch said:

I hope they don't use the same calculators as TAT????

Nope

Anutin has his very own Abacus.

It has all the bells and whistles, such as Solar Power and Microwave Oven, but the Operator needs some serious training.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

He said people should not be concerned. Everything was being done by the book under the auspices of his leader PM Prayuth Chan-ocha and the CCSA (Center for Covid Situation Administration).

And who wrote the book?

Thai = 1

 

Farang = 0

 

Those with positive number may receive vaccine.

4 hours ago, BKKTRAVELER said:

Hiso: 95% of availability

 

Not sure this works?

 

Hi-so types disguised as motorbike drivers caught out at Bang Sue Central Station vaccination site.

 

 https://www.brighttv.co.th/news/social/queue-vaccine-motorcycle

 

 

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Doesn't make sense. Surely there would be someone they could bribe without going through all that.

 

Were they able to channel the spirit of Archimedes using Big P's physic advisor to figure this out?

7 hours ago, ezzra said:

Mathematical equation and Anutin Charvirakul in the same sentence is an oxymoron...

You spelled the last word incorrectly. Or, more likely, the predictive  text hijacked it....????

7 hours ago, engamann said:

Such a lovely and caring family , Thailand should be so proud of them as the junta boss

has wipe out all corruption inn Thailand , well done Cha Cha ????

The funny thing is there are still some people on here even now that think the protests and coups were all about the corruption of the Thaksin administration. 

 

????

7 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Surely he is jesting.  What kind of mathematical program can be used on an abacus?

It's  .........digital.????

So; now this Prize Cretin has become a Mathmaticl Expert as well as an Expert on Health Matters.  What he knows about either subject would most likely fit on the back of a postage stamp !

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Provincial governors trying to work out their allocations:

 

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4 minutes ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

It's  .........digital.????

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