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Two Australian men were found unconscious at a condo in south Pattaya .

It is believed the two had been on a drinking binge in the condo.

Half a slab of unopened VB was removed from the scene for forensic tests

to check the alcohol content of the VB.

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Possible stampede at local som tam stalls expected on 1st June.

Due to Thai Tv soap operas not being broadcasted that day all over pattaya.

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Thousands of Sick Buffalo Face Death as Western Union Office Ponders Closure

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Two representatives of a sick buffalo advocacy group talk with reporters

I have had a really good laugh, especially at this one by cdnvic. This topic is brilliant and it makes a change from all of those posters, including myself occasionally, who take themselves too seriously. Keep them coming people.

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SUKHUMVIT ROAD TO BE USED FOR F1 RACE

Local officials have agreed that a stretch of Sukhumvit road between Theppasit Road and Chaiaprook Road will be used for one of next seasons F1 races, the circuit will go along Jomtien Beach Road as far as Dongtan Police Box where it will cut through Jomtien Complex and finish half way along Theppasit Road. Driver skills will be tested to the limit as they via for position amongst the 10cm deep potholes of the four lane highway. At this time only two lanes are usable but a spokesman said one of those will still have to be in use for motorbikes coming the other way.

A spokesman at Ferrari said they plan to fit oversize tractor tires to their red cars while McLaren will make do with re painting ex army chieften tanks in their silver colors.

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Socks and sandals to be declared part of Thai national dress

Due to the increasing popularity of the ever tasteful sock and sandal attire on the streets of Pattaya, the cultural authority of Thailand has declared that S & S will be declared part of the Thai national attire.

It is thought that <deleted> hugging shorts and string singlets will also be added to the list.

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Socks and sandals to be declared part of Thai national dress

Due to the increasing popularity of the ever tasteful sock and sandal attire on the streets of Pattaya, the cultural authority of Thailand has declared that S & S will be declared part of the Thai national attire.

It is thought that <deleted> hugging shorts and string singlets will also be added to the list.

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Great dress code for pattaya

:o

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