PhilHarries Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 British tourist arrested 3am Walking Street - Sober! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Claims that his water supply had been on for 24 hours by a long term Pattaya resident, rejected as ridiculous by City Hall !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 (edited) SPACESHIP SEEN HOVERING OVER SOUTH PATTAYA. Alien spokesthingy commented: " We came looking for other intelligent life forms in the Universe.............. As we couldn't find any, we've gone home " Edited May 26, 2007 by suiging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Gorgon Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Pattaya Quoted as Best Thai Resort Area -- Vancouver Gay Overeaters Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Pattaya Quoted as Best Thai Resort Area -- Vancouver Gay Overeaters Anonymous Anonymous about what? Being Gay, Fat, or from Vancouver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Gorgon Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Pattaya Quoted as Best Thai Resort Area -- Vancouver Gay Overeaters Anonymous Anonymous about what? Being Gay, Fat, or from Vancouver? Sh*t, it's their club's name, don't ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Pattaya Quoted as Best Thai Resort Area -- Vancouver Gay Overeaters Anonymous Anonymous about what? Being Gay, Fat, or from Vancouver? Sh*t, it's their club's name, don't ask me. Oh Jet, I think you know the answer to the question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Pattaya Quoted as Best Thai Resort Area -- Vancouver Gay Overeaters Anonymous Anonymous about what? Being Gay, Fat, or from Vancouver? Sh*t, it's their club's name, don't ask me. Oh Jet, I think you know the answer to the question... Let me guess .... the part they hide is being French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Surrender. First word taught in German in French kindergartens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Man saved by sock Tone deaf and tea-total westerner David Watt was saved from certain death by a lone sock. Our intrepid reporter Watyuwant Imakeitup Jnr arrived at the scene early (well before the police) and discovered farang Khun David hanging upside down from a washing line and in an impromptu interview discovered that Khun David had decided to end it all. Instead of the normal 'head first' method, David just stepped off the balcony, half way down his foot neatly inserted itself into a sock that had been placed out to dry by the Condominium supervisor, Pl Lt Gen MaJ Whomee, some six months earlier. Khun David stated that the next time he had a fit of depression he would try the normal technique and he has since moved to Condo Balaclava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Gorgon Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Thai Aunty Kidnaps Monk for Bt2mil Ransom; wants compensation for his erroneous lottery numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austhaied Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Thai student asks her teacher a question and receives death penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Government pledge to keep ownership of Socks for Thai People only.............National heritage must be preserved, says Minister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazmlb Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Gasoline station on Pattaya Tai (you know which one) caught not cheating on fuel fills Shell spokesperson claims it must have been a mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Thai Bar Girl Gives All her Money and Belongings to Foriegner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Thai Bar Girl Gives All her Money and Belongings to Foreigner Mr Gere, 62, was relieved following the decision made by the kind hearted and generous Thai Girl. Some days prior to his introduction to the young lady, who was working for the first time in the bar, Mr. Gere's pet Hamster had fallen ill and refused to run on the round treadmill in it's cage, thereby deprived Mr Gere's Grandmother of electricity and... (article continues on page xx) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austhaied Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Immigration officer sacked for smiling at passport control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Pattaya Mail tells the truth about local politician !!! Readers were amazed to find an article that actually contained reliable, truthful information in Sin City's premier English language rag. Ned Brute, a convicted football hooligan commentated; " Whatever next. They'll be calling for people convicted of crime to actually do their time soon........I'm off to South America ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Topic moved to Pattaya News Forum by request. Although this is a fun thread and not meant to be taken seriously, please do not post overly-offensive remarks. We're in this thread for fun... not to be offensive or offended. /Moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeputyDawg Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Weho Pays a Bill without spending 30 minutes of his life checking for errors Staff at Fuji also stated he must have been in a forgetful mood on this particular day as he also left 3 x 1 baht coins on the table and said thank you as he left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 (edited) New York's Metropolitan Opera to Move to Thepprasit Boxing Arena Thai Boxing and Mud Wrestling Still on for Tuesdays and Fridays New Gugenheim Museum Asia Slated next to Tukcom Jomtien Now Arts and Culture Capital of Asia, Aussie Gays to Blame Police Colonel Sosuemepat Starts New Crackdown to Ban Opera Glass Sales 1000 meters from schools and beer bars Edited May 28, 2007 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeputyDawg Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Toster Forgets to close a thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeputyDawg Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Pattaya People print a true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeputyDawg Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Tourist police find a sober English Man in Soi Bukhow (P*%s off Phil) with a valid Visa When questioned all he could say was I am sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 GARY GLITTER ELECTED MAYOR OF PATTAYA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opothai Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Thai police arrest thai man for assaulting a foreigner, and the judge gives him four years. and the judge added, he must serve at least a couple of days before he is considered for early release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crudy21 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 CRAZY DAVE'S WINS EGON RONAY AWARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gharknes Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Motorbike taxi drivers beat up falang on soi 14 walking street then arrest themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 CRAZY DAVE'S WINS EGON RONAY AWARD He's just got his third Michelin Star tyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 english teachers fake degree proven to be genuine. after an extensive internet search, teacher able to prove dumbass academy actually exists, and that the $200 he paid for the degree did not require attendace only ,for it to be issued. shocked school authorities now to consider promoting said teacher to principal , in honour of his resourcefullness and ingenuity at not actually wasting 5 years of his life to get a traditional style degree. a school spokesman said this method of learning may point the future course for thai schools, where pupils graduate with qualifications worth even less than the mickey mouse certificates handed out to their uk counterparts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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