Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more

than 100% ? We have all been to those meetings where

someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %?

Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R

S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge

will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and

Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than

100%, you know what is required of you.

Now this is really clever. I wonder how you would get 150% which is what I was once asked for by a boss of mine.

B R O W N N O S I N G

2+18+15+23+14+14+15+19+9+14+7=150!!!

The amazing thing is it adds up to exactly 150! This is THE rule

Hahaha. Quality!

Thank you. The boss I mentioned wanted that but didn't get it from me!