wolfmanjack Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Definitely biased in the questions, and the scoring. I went through a couple of times after the first, and tried changing just one answer each time, while keeping the rest the same for a "baseline". Turns out, if you liked to be an Indian instead of a cowboy, your 4% more likely to be gay ! (or your "gayness" increases by 4%) (I would have though wanting to be a cowboy would increase your gayness, especially after "Brokeback") If you ever shaved your pubic hair, your gay meter jumps another 3% (do all the girls in the go-go's know that ?) If you get a haircut on a regular basis, add another 3% onto your gay side (hmmm, guess everyone in the military is a little more gay than they would like to admit to, being most of them have to get haircuts on a regular basis). Ever give a sex-toy as a gift ? Up your gay-meter by 4% ! (apparently, a guy giving a girl a sex-toy makes him slightly more gay). Simply want to meet your favourite sports hero ? That makes you 3% more gay than if you actually wanted to be your favourite athlete ! (Hey ! I just want to bang Anna Kournikova ! I don't want to be her !) Warning ! Shaving your head adds 3% to your gayness ! (is that if you shave your head once ? What if you shaved it everyday for 7 years ?) I'm going to take a guess here, but I'll bet if you prefered to be a cat instead of a dog, your gay meter would shoot up another 3-4%. Ah well, apparently I'm too straight for these modern times anyways! Guess I'll have to stay hidden in Pattaya ! It says "would you ever shave your head" not did you. I answered yes and gained 3% because I reasoned that if i had a severe case of headlice i would shave my head to get rid of it. I completely shaved my pubic region to get rid of the crabs in college so i figured shaving my head to get rid of lice would be reasonable. i also gained 3% for trimming my pubic hairs to reduce the number of lose hairs in my wife's mouth and another 4% for giving a vibrator to a girl for xmas while in college? I would give some sex toys to my wife to spice things up a bit more but they are illegal in thailand. that makes 10% adding to my gayness for non gay reasons. I wonder how much maxing out my credit card added to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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