Jingthing Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) They died in vein (sic). This afternoon I bought four plump not cheap chicken breasts. Two packs of two breast each. Breasts are best in pairs. Now I have none. Did I eat them all? Did someone else eat them? Did a pack of soi dogs snatch them? No no and no. So what happened? When I got home there were two missing breasts. What happened? Did .my checkout clerk hold them back? Did they drop out of my bag? No idea. I checked the receipt. I had paid for all four breasts. OK such things happen. Not the first time. So I poached the remaining breasts, put them in a container and started to place them in my refrigerator. But the container slipped and both freshly cooked breasts flopped on my definitely don't eat off it kitchen floor. So binned those dirty breasts. No breasts for me! So what are the odds of losing four breasts for two different reasons in the same day? Signed, Thank you Food Panda. Edited September 22, 2021 by Jingthing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeijoshinCool Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 . I think you are posting in the wrong forum, please navigate to Food In Thailand, if you can find it, and repost. Bwaaa, ha, ha, ha. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, HeijoshinCool said: . I think you are posting in the wrong forum, please navigate to Food In Thailand, if you can find it, and repost. Bwaaa, ha, ha, ha. Not about food. About fate. Of the breasts. Again. What are the odds? Edited September 22, 2021 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Jingthing said: Not about food. About fate. Of the breasts. Again. What are the odds? For you: 1:1 Or a million in a million chance Or 100% chance Edited September 22, 2021 by tomazbodner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 I have to ask. Would you have kept the dropped breasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jingthing said: Not about food. About fate. Of the breasts. Again. What are the odds? . 4 to 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, HeijoshinCool said: . 4 to 1? I think much longer odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, Jingthing said: I have to ask. Would you have kept the dropped breasts? Definitely, 4 second rule, rinse and no problem especially as they were already cooked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, CharlieH said: Definitely, 4 second rule, rinse and no problem especially as they were already cooked. I'm skeptical. Of course you haven't seen my floor. Edited September 22, 2021 by Jingthing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 18 minutes ago, Jingthing said: Not about food. . Some of us consider breasts delicious, even if they have been on the floor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 18 minutes ago, Jingthing said: I have to ask. Would you have kept the dropped breasts? It really depends on the length of the relationship. Just to be clear, duration, because we are told length is not important 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayinThailand2much Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 27 minutes ago, CharlieH said: Definitely, 4 second rule, rinse and no problem especially as they were already cooked. I always tell myself, with all the dirt and filth in Thailand, who worries about something fallen onto the kitchen floor? If you're still alive after 4+ weeks in Thailand, chances are good that those dropped chicken breasts won't be bad for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Has GammaGlobulin commented on dropping breasts? If dropping breasts are a worry, then maybe you should just walk away now, accepting that you will ultimately be left wanting and impoverished SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzaa09 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 For those that don't have the ability to cook for themselves.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gold Star Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said: Has GammaGlobulin commented on dropping breasts? If dropping breasts are a worry, then maybe you should just walk away now, accepting that you will ultimately be left wanting and impoverished SC . Not yet, but it's coming.... Probably about how we all should cherish drooping breasts... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 dropped out of the running, in the race to the BraBQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) With things of this sort usually in the AA to B cup range, drooping breasts are not something one hears much of in Thailand. I have the impression a lot of expats conduct some serious research on this. Oh wait, you said dropping, nevermind. (RIP Gilda Ratner) What I would have done with the fallen: rinse with water, a surface rub with a paper towel or two with an eye for non-chicken spots, then a blanching in boiling hot water for about 30 seconds -- you want to scald the surface, not re-cook it. Edited September 22, 2021 by bendejo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) Honestly if it hadn't been for the first missing package of chicken I might have at least thought about saving the dropped ones. Putting in boiling water is a good idea which I'm not sure I would have thought of. However, once I saw the naked plump breasts sitting ingloriously on my bad housekeeping floor magical thinking kicked in. The universe was telling me something. Not to be messed with. I'll buy more chicken later, check that the clerk actually bags it this time and try not to spazz with containers. Edited September 22, 2021 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 48 minutes ago, Jingthing said: However, once I saw the naked plump breasts . ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, HeijoshinCool said: . ???? By naked of course I meant these were skinless breasts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jingthing said: By naked of course I meant these were skinless breasts. . Too late; I got very excited.... You should write romance novels. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Jingthing said: Not about food. About fate. Of the breasts. Again. What are the odds? Just one of those days. They happen a lot to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Another tactic might have been to cook it in something with alcohol or vinegar. Coq au dettol? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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