Popular Post webfact Posted March 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2022 Sanook Thai Caption: He went in the wrong house and took on the wrong woman Daily News reported on what happened in the Klaeng police jurisdiction in Rayong, eastern Thailand yesterday. They were called after getting a report from a Phu Yai Ban (village official) called Samran about a drunk and disorderly 60 year old man. They found the man paralytic in the front garden of Kanyanuch's house - she is Samran's daughter. The drunk said to the cops: "Hey this is my house" Police: "Er, no it's not and she is not your wife either". The drunk was taken to his pick-up loaded with wood to calm down while his real wife was called. Apparently he had arrived while Kanyanuch was going out to the local market. He had promptly taken off his pants (trousers) and tried to grab the lady believing her to be his wife. She sought sanctuary in her car and called out to her dad, the PYB, and phoned her husband while the police were contacted. No charges were made. The cops resolved the matter by giving the old drunk some advice about his drinking and asking his wife to make sure he didn't get up to any more mischief. Long Stay Visa Health Insurance Plans -- © Copyright ASEAN NOW 2022-03-05 - Aetna offers a range of visa-compliant plans that meet the minimum requirement of medical treatment, including COVID-19, up to THB 3m. For more information on all expat health insurance plans click here. - Follow ASEAN NOW on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates Get your business in front of millions of customers who read ASEAN NOW with an interest in Thailand every month - email [email protected] for more information 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post G Rex Posted March 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2022 TIT! Apparently there was not much concern about the fact that he had just arrived in his pick-up loaded with wood. He drove there paralytic ! See many locals around here driving in a similar fashion - carefully weaving all over the road while driving at 30kph! 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Will B Good Posted March 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2022 Nice try. I reckon he just swilled his mouth out with SangSom and tried it on, ready with the back-up excuse he was drunk 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayinThailand2much Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 (edited) This weird story, once more, has more holes than a Swiss cheese! Was the man stone-drunk in the middle of day, or was the woman on the way to the local market late at night? Or was she just returning? And while we get an Eng-Eng translation: "pants (trousers)" (Oh, really? I didn't know!), we do not get an explanation, whether he took them off in the house, or the front garden, supposedly to "grab the lady" and yada yada yada... - Does he usually, you know, grab and 'do things' with his wife in the front garden? Also, if he 'entered' the house (and the woman was there), why did she "(seek) sanctuary in her car"? And how did he even get into the house? Finally, what is it about the wood on this drunkard's pick-up, and why is it mentioned at all, except to confuse readers even more? Edited March 5, 2022 by StayinThailand2much 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Excel Posted March 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, StayinThailand2much said: This weird story, once more, has more holes than a Swiss cheese! Was the man stone-drunk in the middle of day, or was the woman on the way to the local market late at night? Or was she just returning? And while we get an Eng-Eng translation: "pants (trousers)" (Oh, really? I didn't know!), we do not get an explanation, whether he took them off in the house, or the front garden, supposedly to "grab the lady" and yada yada yada... - Does he usually, you know, grab and 'do things' with his wife in the front garden? Also, if he 'entered' the house, why did the woman seek 'sanctuary in her car'? And how did he even get into the house? Finally, what is it about the wood on this drunkard's pickup, and why is it mentioned at all, except to confuse readers even more? Perhaps the translation is at fault. Perhaps the man had a piece of mid morning "wood", and went to see the PYB's daughter for some relief as has happened before but she panicked in case her dad came home during the day and found them. ???? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 4 hours ago, webfact said: The drunk was taken to his pick-up and pointed in the general direction of the nearest zebra crossing. Thank you RTP. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 5 hours ago, webfact said: The cops resolved the matter by giving the old drunk some advice about his drinking and asking his wife to make sure he didn't get up to any more mischief DUI and trying to get it on with the PYB's daughter.... just mischief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 it was all just a big misunderstanding officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humqdpf Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 1 hour ago, steven100 said: it was all just a big misunderstanding officer I was just waiting for that brazen hussy, Bigmiss Un Derstandin to make an appearance. She is behind just about all such mischief! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropposurfer Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 That is too funny! I am glad to say the days of me waking up in various geographical locations in various horticultural displays has ceased. My most sensational and colourful one was waking up in a bed of riotously coloured poppies on Pittwater Road near the Manly Municipal tennis courts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post brianthainess Posted March 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2022 9 hours ago, G Rex said: TIT! Apparently there was not much concern about the fact that he had just arrived in his pick-up loaded with wood. He drove there paralytic ! See many locals around here driving in a similar fashion - carefully weaving all over the road while driving at 30kph! Last night i witnessed a Thai neighbour attempting to turn their car at a T junction it took 10 tries/turns instead of an easy 2 point turn, i kid you not ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, steven100 said: it was all just a big misunderstanding officer I think you mean ''it washa Mishshundershtanding ofisher.'' Edited March 5, 2022 by brianthainess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 9 hours ago, StayinThailand2much said: This weird story, once more, has more holes than a Swiss cheese! Was the man stone-drunk in the middle of day, or was the woman on the way to the local market late at night? Or was she just returning? And while we get an Eng-Eng translation: "pants (trousers)" (Oh, really? I didn't know!), we do not get an explanation, whether he took them off in the house, or the front garden, supposedly to "grab the lady" and yada yada yada... - Does he usually, you know, grab and 'do things' with his wife in the front garden? Also, if he 'entered' the house (and the woman was there), why did she "(seek) sanctuary in her car"? And how did he even get into the house? Finally, what is it about the wood on this drunkard's pick-up, and why is it mentioned at all, except to confuse readers even more? 10 hours ago, webfact said: Apparently he had arrived while Kanyanuch was going out to the local market. He had promptly taken off his pants (trousers) and tried to grab the lady believing her to be his wife. She sought sanctuary in her car and called out to her dad, the PYB, and phoned her husband while the police were contacted Why is that confusing ? If you can be bothered read the full story; she was going to a Night Market. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 13 hours ago, StayinThailand2much said: This weird story, once more, has more holes than a Swiss cheese! Was the man stone-drunk in the middle of day, or was the woman on the way to the local market late at night? Or was she just returning? And while we get an Eng-Eng translation: "pants (trousers)" (Oh, really? I didn't know!), we do not get an explanation, whether he took them off in the house, or the front garden, supposedly to "grab the lady" and yada yada yada... - Does he usually, you know, grab and 'do things' with his wife in the front garden? Also, if he 'entered' the house (and the woman was there), why did she "(seek) sanctuary in her car"? And how did he even get into the house? Finally, what is it about the wood on this drunkard's pick-up, and why is it mentioned at all, except to confuse readers even more? Why not just read the Daily News story. Mind you, the English one is miles better ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinok Powell Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 20 hours ago, Tropposurfer said: That is too funny! I am glad to say the days of me waking up in various geographical locations in various horticultural displays has ceased. My most sensational and colourful one was waking up in a bed of riotously coloured poppies on Pittwater Road near the Manly Municipal tennis courts. Ahh memories.I've a million too.It's 17 years since but would still love to make a complete tit of myself occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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