radiochaser Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 On 3/25/2022 at 6:25 PM, Jimbo53 said: But they don't bite chunks out of a burglars Ar$e lol. I sat on an open backed bench one day, admiring the view of a lake. A goose walked up and honked at me. I said, go away goose, I don't have any food for you. The goose walked away to my left and I ignored it. I ignored the goose to my chagrin. It had walked around the bench and a minute later the goose bit me in the ar$e so hard I bled! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo53 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 17 hours ago, radiochaser said: I sat on an open backed bench one day, admiring the view of a lake. A goose walked up and honked at me. I said, go away goose, I don't have any food for you. The goose walked away to my left and I ignored it. I ignored the goose to my chagrin. It had walked around the bench and a minute later the goose bit me in the ar$e so hard I bled! You must have said "Go away Goose" in a tone of voice that it didn't like ???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiochaser Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 On 3/28/2022 at 6:57 PM, Jimbo53 said: You must have said "Go away Goose" in a tone of voice that it didn't like ???????????? Nah, I think it was the, I don't have any food for you, part. On the other hand, it just occurred to me. That could have been a thug goose and it didn't like me sitting on his bench! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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