They Say You Should Never

[gampaan]

Those girls in Patpong creep me out.

Why are they so tall ??

[Zpete]

Those girls in Patpong creep me out.

Why are they so tall ??

Gamp, just check dem Kat's toeys, big = be careful, you are, are you not?

[gampaan]

That's the same thing my wife told me. How'd you know?

[Zpete]

That's the same thing my wife told me. How'd you know?

Ahhhhhhh, then ya wifey, is she a katoey too?

[gampaan]

I don't think so, she has little toeys. What else should I check ???

[tijnebijn]

Your glasses perhaps ?

[gampaan]

I don't wear glasses. Could that be a problem?

[tijnebijn]

If you should wear them , perhaps , but so long you

don't know no worries heh ?

[gampaan]

What you don't know won't hurt you, right ?

[AlexLah]

Hi Gampaan,

Don't worry about those long legged, tall lady's you find in places like Thailand

They are: KY Toys and not Kathoy, Kathoey, Katoey or whatever they call them those names are just a cover up.

This is a special breed of humans created by a program called: Illusion.

That program started in the 50's and we can now see the results.

Highly effective!

(o, and for those that think I work for CIA, I work for a far more secret group.)

You wanna know more?

[Zpete]

I don't wear glasses. Could that be a problem?

As far as glasses go, it is most likely what ya put in them, gamps.

Wot do you fill'em wif?

[tijnebijn]

yeah whot do you fill them with ?

[gampaan]

Hi Gampaan,

Don't worry about those long legged, tall lady's you find in places like Thailand

They are: KY Toys and not Kathoy, Kathoey, Katoey or whatever they call them those names are just a cover up.

This is a special breed of humans created by a program called: Illusion.

That program started in the 50's and we can now see the results.

Highly effective!

(o, and for those that think I work for CIA, I work for a far more secret group.)

You wanna know more?

If you tell me you'll have to kill me right ?

[Zpete]

Hi Gampaan,

Don't worry about those long legged, tall lady's you find in places like Thailand

They are: KY Toys and not Kathoy, Kathoey, Katoey or whatever they call them those names are just a cover up.

This is a special breed of humans created by a program called: Illusion.

That program started in the 50's and we can now see the results.

Highly effective!

(o, and for those that think I work for CIA, I work for a far more secret group.)

You wanna know more?

If you tell me you'll have to kill me right ?

All I wanna know is wot gampaan puts in his glasses.

Mite be X-ray glasses............hehehe.

Wandering around Patpong bars, not that yer'd need anything more than beer glasses there.

Gamps, izzat rite?

[gampaan]

I think it's more of a question of what I USED to put in my glasses and bloodstream. Some crazy stuff in there, if I told ya, you might understand, but I'd have to kill ya.

Know what I mean......??

[Zpete]

I think it's more of a question of what I USED to put in my glasses and bloodstream. Some crazy stuff in there, if I told ya, you might understand, but I'd have to kill ya.

Know what I mean......??

Mite be a good idea to visit thw Blood Donor Clinic, share ya bloodstream goodies.

I've been a donor for over 40 years, possibly near 50 years

Are you a donor?

[AlexLah]

Quote: If you tell me you'll have to kill me right ?

That is not how we work.

Do you not remember your little session with "The Doctor" recently?

[gampaan]

Quote: If you tell me you'll have to kill me right ?

That is not how we work.

Do you not remember your little session with "The Doctor" recently?

Noooooo, not the needle again. I'll conform. You believe me don't you ?

[AlexLah]

Gampaan 'We' are your friends.

There is no need to be afraid of the needle.

You have agreed to participate in: 'The Program' at: 2007-08-07 09:10:01

We want believe you Gampaan, but why did you recently purchased a new Canon 350?

You have never answered that question did you?

[gampaan]

The camera is critical to my mission. My superiors need photographic proof of the atrocities comitted against trailer park dwellers by THEM.

There is one way to infiltrate their ranks without being suspected. I cannot disclose this information though. Mums the word, loose lips could sink gampaan...you know ?

[Zpete]

The camera is critical to my mission. My superiors need photographic proof of the atrocities comitted against trailer park dwellers by THEM.

There is one way to infiltrate their ranks without being suspected. I cannot disclose this information though. Mums the word, loose lips could sink gampaan...you know ?

I would expect a sinking.....

Isn't a Gampaan a boat like a Sampan?

[gampaan]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

[lazeeboy]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

[Zpete]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

Lazee, be just that.

Buy a sampan, then say, "Water not deep enuf, go walk to airport."

พจนานุกรม wozzat?

[lazeeboy]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

Lazee, be just that.

Buy a sampan, then say, "Water not deep enuf, go walk to airport."

พจนานุกรม wozzat?

had a boat once ,it sank

[Zpete]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

Lazee, be just that.

Buy a sampan, then say, "Water not deep enuf, go walk to airport."

พจนานุกรม wozzat?

had a boat once ,it sank

Wot woz it, a sinkpan?......

[lazeeboy]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

Lazee, be just that.

Buy a sampan, then say, "Water not deep enuf, go walk to airport."

พจนานุกรม wozzat?

had a boat once ,it sank

Wot woz it, a sinkpan?......

all the sandwidges floated away

[Zpete]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

Lazee, be just that.

Buy a sampan, then say, "Water not deep enuf, go walk to airport."

พจนานุกรม wozzat?

had a boat once ,it sank

Wot woz it, a sinkpan?......

all the sandwidges floated away

wedgies with sand, izzat wot ya mean.

Ya get a grind then, you tried?

[lazeeboy]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

Lazee, be just that.

Buy a sampan, then say, "Water not deep enuf, go walk to airport."

พจนานุกรม wozzat?

had a boat once ,it sank

Wot woz it, a sinkpan?......

all the sandwidges floated away

wedgies with sand, izzat wot ya mean.

Ya get a grind then, you tried?

golf was never my game

[Zpete]

Negative Pete. Do you have พจนานุกรม ?

why do people expect cos i have a car that i dont mind getting up at 4am to take them to the airport .

Lazee, be just that.

Buy a sampan, then say, "Water not deep enuf, go walk to airport."

พจนานุกรม wozzat?

had a boat once ,it sank

Wot woz it, a sinkpan?......

all the sandwidges floated away

wedgies with sand, izzat wot ya mean.

Ya get a grind then, you tried?

golf was never my game.... (OI question???????)

I prefer mixed pairs in pocket billiards, ya eva tried?