'Dead body' found on Thai beach turns out to be £470 'ultra-realistic' sex doll after police investigate

[Sparktrader]

How sad would u have to be to use a blow up doll

[shackleton]

Misleading headline dead body found on beach 

Maybe used Sex doll found on beach even made the Daily Mail in the UK 

Must be getting desperate for news stories ???? 

[ThaiFelix]

2 hours ago, chalawaan said:

Times have changed bonnie lad, the dolls owner isn't the one who does the blowing now! 

According to YouTube reviews, they look and "feel" like the real thing, but still smell like an inner tube.

How did I find the reviews? The algorithm "fed" it to me after I watched a video of Pattaya nightlife.????

 

With Covid, Polio, Monkeypox all becoming the new AIDS, It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

Mmm latex bar girls....any idea on the bar fine yet?

[Aussieroaming]

The police can practice extracting each others DNA from the Mannakin, win win for all.

[jacko45k]

3 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

After a substantial investigation by the forensic teams, they determined it was not a human being, after all. 

You simply can't pull the wool over they eyes of the local plod!

[goloeilmanz]

100km East of Bkk 

[Tropposurfer]

Another tragic latex breakup ????

[Iamfalang]

the only people who say "ultra-realistic sex doll" are the ones who are super embarrassed they thought it was a human.

 

In 10-years, it will be all AI anyhow.  

 

Patt...AI........... no more trips to the clinic for the normal stuff, now weird latex burns might require lotion...lol

[ChrisKC]

Was she a virgin? Forensics on the job!

[Burma Bill]

5 hours ago, webfact said:

A 'dead body' found on a beach in Thailand turned out to be an ultra-realistic sex doll

Was she waiting for seamen??????

[Mavideol]

4 hours ago, johnnybangkok said:

The story has been blown up out of all proportions.

people are desperate for some "good" news  555

[Reigntax]

5 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

After a substantial investigation by the forensic teams, they determined it was not a human being, after all. 

But to avoid loss of face the RTP are still continuing with the murder investigation and expect to announce they have caught the suspect soon.

Edited August 23, 2022 by Reigntax

[Golden Triangle]

That's cheap, I was under the impression that they started at about £1500.

[csmith]

Another story that has been blown up out of all proportions.

[csmith]

2 hours ago, ThaiFelix said:

Mmm latex bar girls....any idea on the bar fine yet?

I bet they are inflated 

[perdido]

Interesting find for some erstwhile beachcomber... 

[perdido]

Interesting find for some erstwhile beachcomber... 

[rwill]

So if you want to claim it will you have to do a DNA test to prove it's yours?

 

[malibukid]

sex on the beach

[ThailandRyan]

God forbid, no one moved in and tried to do CPR

[cheapcanuck]

Isn't there a 80's movie similar to this?

[ThailandRyan]

2 minutes ago, cheapcanuck said:

Isn't there a 80's movie similar to this?

What, you mean "Ferris Buellers Day Off"

[Freddy42OZ]

9 hours ago, chalawaan said:

Times have changed bonnie lad, the dolls owner isn't the one who does the blowing now! 

According to YouTube reviews, they look and "feel" like the real thing, but still smell like an inner tube.

How did I find the reviews? The algorithm "fed" it to me after I watched a video of Pattaya nightlife.????

 

With Covid, Polio, Monkeypox all becoming the new AIDS, It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

Brothels with sex dolls have been around for a while (since at least 2018 if not before).

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2018/11/26/18113019/sex-doll-brothels-legal-sex-work

 

[Sticky Rice Balls]

11 hours ago, 2long said:

I wonder how may brave guys would attempt to show up and claim it as theirs, even if it wasn't?!

But the value has surely dropped now that one of the 'orifices' is now unavailable. ????

id claim here....i only need one hole and no back talk......salt water hopefully disinfects....

[WingFat]

Dang, and she promised me she'd love me long time...

[WingFat]

I tried propositioning Alexa and "Hey Google" before and they filed a sexual harassment complaint against me with the Amazon and Google censors...then my AI Doll drops dead on the beach...I am beyond consolation.

 

[bobandyson]

9 hours ago, NemoH said:

Dumped after 3 years of “abuse”..

If dumped because the doll started spitting at him, she probably just needed to be pumped out. 

[hotchilli]

16 hours ago, webfact said:

The doll is being kept by police in case the owner wants to reclaim it

????

[Darksidedude]

 The doll is being kept by police in case the owner wants to reclaim it

 

so funny,

 

this must have been some entertainment for lonely fishermen out at sea

[Barefootknobby]

Suicide was the first assumption, after forensic took a week to determine it wasn’t due to it not being a human being