Apple Vs Watermelon

[AltumAngel]

A mother and daughter loved to play around.

They partied everyday and always ended up *@$$ing everybody around.

Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose.

One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married.

Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin.

So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night.

The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole and

consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!"

Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your husband-to-be.

Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it will be tight and he won't even notice it."

So the daughter did what her mother taught her and

everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even notice.

This went on for a few months.

Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe

, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after bathing,

she would put it back in her hole.

One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin.

The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple

and thought that her wife left the apple for him and he ate it,

"Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!"

Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went to consult her mother,

"Mum, I'm in deep %^#$ now! I took out the apple while

I was bathing and I forgot to put it back

and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and ate it!

What sould I do? Will he be poisoned?

I'm scared, mum."

Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago,

your father ate the WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!"

[SamuiJens]

A mother and daughter loved to play around.

They partied everyday and always ended up *@$$ing everybody around.

Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose.

One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married.

Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin.

So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night.

The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole and

consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!"

Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your husband-to-be.

Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it will be tight and he won't even notice it."

So the daughter did what her mother taught her and

everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even notice.

This went on for a few months.

Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe

, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after bathing,

she would put it back in her hole.

One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin.

The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple

and thought that her wife left the apple for him and he ate it,

"Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!"

Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went to consult her mother,

"Mum, I'm in deep %^#$ now! I took out the apple while

I was bathing and I forgot to put it back

and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and ate it!

What sould I do? Will he be poisoned?

I'm scared, mum."

Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago,

your father ate the WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!"

THAT IS THE SICKEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD!-imho

[suegha]

I have heard far worse!