When we're on the scooter, I push the gearshift slightly and go to neutral, the motor revs down and I turn the throttle twice, quickly,vroom vroom, sounds like I 'm riding a fat Harley or something, she bites my shoulder every time.

Maybe you have to be there... There's room for 3 more!!!

When we're on the scooter, I push the gearshift slightly and go to neutral, the motor revs down and I turn the throttle twice, quickly, sounds like I 'm riding a fat Harley or something, she bites my shoulder every time. 

what makes wifey laugh?

when i told her i have a business meeting saturday night at 8pm.

When i tell her my father (US) has a sick buffalo and wants to borrow 500$ from her

When we're on the scooter and she's giving instructions. "Turn on the light" and I turn on the head lamp as we zoom past our turnoff.

My wife always gets a bit of a laugh coming on when we are in a restaurant and I buy some blueberry cheese pie "to go" cos she knows whats gonna happen when we get home.

She wants a police escort so as to get home ASAP

My wife always gets a bit of a laugh coming on when we are in a restaurant and I buy some blueberry cheese pie "to go" cos she knows whats gonna happen when we get home.

She wants a police escort so as to get home ASAP

She finds it most amusing when I examine all the strange food stuff that keeps materialising in the ref.

Every time I pick up my acoustic guitar & start to have a thrash ... Madame Palmer laughs & baby Palmer cries The neighbours are too keen either...

Would that be Madame Palmer after the operation?

And baby Palmer another one of your friends in baby costume?

What Makes My Wife Laugh? When she lets out a very load fart in response to a more muted version from myself. "I am the winner !" she proudly exclaims.

When I wake up in the morning with a hangover, that always gets a good laugh from her

She laughs when she hears me howling from the bathroom after eating very hot Thai food and I ask her to bring me some ice.

What makes my Gf laugh is when i tell her how crap life in England is.

Im sure she really thinks im joking when i tell her about free houseing for asylum seekers & the other crap Mr Blair`s goverment has introduced since he became primeminister.

Would that be Madame Palmer after the operation?

And baby Palmer another one of your friends in baby costume?

No Madame Palmer never did have the op. Baby Palmer is just a baby... my friends prefer maids or nurses uniforms.

What makes my Gf laugh is when i tell her how crap life in England is.

Im sure she really thinks im joking when i tell her about free houseing for asylum seekers & the other crap Mr Blair`s goverment has introduced since he became primeminister.

You are mis-informed, Tony Blair & the current Labour government did NOT introduce free housing for asylum seekers. You need to do your research a little more thouroughly.

When we are having a disagreement about something, I can ease up the tension in the situation by first cracking a little smile and saying something like she is ting-tong (crazy) or telling her to sow-wow (be quiet). That almost always makes her smile at least, and usually laugh. It also helps us get to resolution.

Also, since we are apart right now because I am working on the road, she sometimes gets depressed and lonely (especially when koon-mae calls her and gets on her case about something). Before we end the call, I always take time to ask her to be happy and smile for me, even though I can't see her. I can always hear her giggle and laugh a bit on the other end of the line. It helps to end every call on a good note.

On the other hand, she makes me laugh all the time some of the things she says. For example, we are both very hard-headed what with her being thai-phuan and me being of swedish/irish descent. One day in the past, we were having a disagreement about something and she says "Spee, I stubborn okay. You stubborn no good." I cracked up LOL!!

I have no significant other to make laugh.

My girl absolutly pisses herself when I grab hold of the back of her head and push her face into the half eaten bowl of noodle soup from the previous night.

I also tickle her to within an inch of her life and we have playfights which sometimes go too far, especially when I try to put cooling talc on her vulva.

Putting my socks before my trousers.

Day after day, it works...

Only farang do that, I was told.

Or is it only me?

I have no significant other to make laugh.

Did I not tell you I am single?

when i told her i have a business meeting saturday night at 8pm.

Wait until you tell her it's being held at the Gulliver's

My wife always get a kick out of me impersonating all the fat horrible germans and brits who leer at the bar hags like they are Cleopatra herself.

My wife always get a kick out of me impersonating all the fat horrible germans and brits who leer at the bar hags like they are Cleopatra herself.

Are you able to impersonate fat horrible Americans also?

What makes my Gf laugh is when i tell her how crap life in England is.

Im sure she really thinks im joking when i tell her about free houseing for asylum seekers & the other crap Mr Blair`s goverment has introduced since he became primeminister.

You are mis-informed, Tony Blair & the current Labour government did NOT introduce free housing for asylum seekers. You need to do your research a little more thouroughly.

7 July, 2004, 16:55 GMT 17:55 UK

PM quizzed over cleric's UK entry

The cleric's supporters regard him as a moderating voice

Tony Blair is under pressure to ban from Britain a controversial Muslim cleric due to speak at several events.

Egyptian-born Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi has been accused of making anti-Semitic remarks and supporting suicide bombers.

Tory leader Michael Howard demanded to know why the cleric had not been refused entry to the UK, but Mr Blair said any exclusion must be lawful.

In an exclusive interview for BBC 2's Newsnight, Dr Al-Qarawadi claimed Islam justified suicide bombings.

When I mimic her pron. of Wicktowee Monument.

My wife always get a kick out of me impersonating all the fat horrible germans and brits who leer at the bar hags like they are Cleopatra herself.

Are you able to impersonate fat horrible Americans also?

That ones easy since I am a yankee! You just don't see many Americans in LOS, or at least I rarely encounter them.

Gatsby, you must be deaf......

When we are having a disagreement about something, I can ease up the tension in the situation by first cracking a little smile and saying something like she is ting-tong (crazy) or telling her to sow-wow (be quiet). That almost always makes her smile at least, and usually laugh. It also helps us get to resolution.

Also, since we are apart right now because I am working on the road, she sometimes gets depressed and lonely (especially when koon-mae calls her and gets on her case about something). Before we end the call, I always take time to ask her to be happy and smile for me, even though I can't see her. I can always hear her giggle and laugh a bit on the other end of the line. It helps to end every call on a good note.

On the other hand, she makes me laugh all the time some of the things she says. For example, we are both very hard-headed what with her being thai-phuan and me being of swedish/irish descent. One day in the past, we were having a disagreement about something and she says "Spee, I stubborn okay. You stubborn no good." I cracked up LOL!!

It helps to end every call on a good note.

I think it is so important that any farewell communication (whether it be on the telephone or leaving for work in the morning) is concluded on a good note.

One never knows if it will be the last time that you see or speak to the most important person in your life. If for some reason she was to die/be killed the thing that you would never ever forget would be the last words particularly if they were unpleasant in any way.

Putting my socks before my trousers.

Day after day, it works...

Only farang do that, I was told.

Or is it only me?

No it's not just you. I do likewise.

Putting my socks before my trousers.

Day after day, it works...

Only farang do that, I was told.

Or is it only me?

No it's not just you. I do likewise.

That's a relief,...

Locking her out of the house is also funny to her.

My wife always get a kick out of me impersonating all the fat horrible germans and brits who leer at the bar hags like they are Cleopatra herself.

Are you able to impersonate fat horrible Americans also?

That ones easy since I am a yankee! You just don't see many Americans in LOS, or at least I rarely encounter them.

Ugly American alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!