Popular Post Farmerslife Posted August 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2023 The Turkey and the GobshyteWere walking hand in handIn flip-flops and wife-beatersAcross the Pattaya sand"Wouldn't it be wonderfulIf all alcohol was banned?""If all bargirls had lady drinksAnd drank for half a yearWhat are the chances" the Turkey said"That they would run out of beer?""I doubt it", said the GobshyteAs he gave a girl a leer."Oh bargirls, come and talk to us" The Turkey did implore"A drunken talk, an unsteady walkTo behind the toilet doorWe cannot pay for more than one Though we could drink much more"The mama san looked at himAnd pointed at the wallA sign that read 'No Cheap CharliesAre welcome here at all.'The Gobshyte nursed his empty glass,Sat anchored to his stool."The time has come" the Turkey said"To post so many thingsOn ASEAN Now, of Aussie slang -Of trolling fights - and grinsAnd why Gob's wife is cold as iceAnd why his postman sings." 4 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Have a big cup of coffee and re-visit your post if its too late to delete it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Well penned. although you might as well talk about many things of cabbages and kings In the bars the girls don't ring a ding the bell or care what your on about. is that from 'in wonderland' or 'though the looking glass'? I had and read both as a kid, my dad nicked them from the factory, he worked at where they were bound, beautiful illustrations, covered with tissue paper. I can see them still in my mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 I like it, a departure from the usual ASEAN threads. Might even get the GG seal of approval. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 your words are that of grim thou one cannot but hesitate to read it all as sin drinks for all he yells to them then mama's stare is frozen she jumps and say's this is not the case you'll soon be back in Logan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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