The next one - Lovelys house!

I've got my heels and a whip already

Really?! (fumbles and giggles)

No not really as I find there are many people here who would not be genuine in wanting to meet! I see this forum as a source of information and exchange of ideas! Unfortunately some only want to abuse and stir others! That's not to say if I find someone genuine (and I'd have to be convinced) that just maybe meet someone of interest, I can't say NEVER!

Do you have a pool table?

Be discreet, baby. Rumour has it that you and I were doing something at the pool table.

The next one - Lovelys house!

I've got my heels and a whip already

Do you have a pool table?

I thought you'd know by now, Scampy!

Oops, sorry folks. I've turned it all into Bangkokchat.

Scampy, baby... we should continue the conversation in a private room. What do you think?

I saw Scampy and LC huddled cosily together on the steps in front of the 7-Eleven opposite the petrol station on soi 4 at 3am on Sunday morning.

Did you see my tits from where you were? Oops, scratch that. I've been obsessed with tits today...

Did you see my tits from where you were? Oops, scratch that. I've been obsessed with tits today...

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see my tits from where you were? Oops, scratch that. I've been obsessed with tits today...

i did by accident, was just trying out those binoculars the street vendors sell...

Everybody says they are top tits! Correct??? I've got to see this!!!

They are splendid, you could park a motorbike in them.

A Hot Sausage would be better!!!

Hmmmm.......

All this talk makes me curious as to what actually does go on at these 'meets'. Are they like swing fests or do you guys shake hands, drink beer, etc.?

Well, we shake hands and drink beer, but this is the boring part.

This might seem a strange comment to make on an expat forum, but my feeling is that if I wanted to hang out with westerners, I'd stay in the West.

Plus the drinking culture rules me out on grounds of lack of financial means.

Like a few other posters have said, I see this forum as extremely useful in sharing and acquiring information and the odd laugh, but with very few excpetions indeed I get the impression that I have next to nothing in common with the vast majority of you and would prefer to leave it at that. No offence intended.

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I spend so much time posting, I have no time to go out.

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I just do not care, forum is "artificial", my life is elsewhere, thanks god.

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I hope I am wrong, but from your post I get the impression, that this is where you spend your life, not elsewhere.

Bluecat is out partying at the moment but I'm sure he will reply to that the next time he is back online.

Dear Lovelycutie,

do you want to meet my member? I'd love to meet your assets!

Let's not be shy here!

Dear Lovelycutie,

do you want to meet my member? I'd love to meet your assets!

Let's not be shy here!

I'll think about it, Tony. But where are you from anyway?

You tell me first Lovelycutie? And don't think too long!

Lots of people know I am a Thai living in Bangkok. And I suspect you are a soap dodger living in Hua Hin/Cha-Am area.

So where do you come from Tony...... ?

That's better and little politeness never goes astray! I am actually from Australia and working in Phuket at this point in time but in the next week or two will be in Bangkok. Chiang Mai and back to bangkok!

Jaysus Tony....

You're a bloody Aussie.......... Im stumped!

I would have put any money that you were a Pommy!

Ah well, you mustnt have like Pauline Hanson..... or when that PM of yours groped the Queens butt!

Im mostly polite but get a little bothered when people go on about the irish/english thing.......... it's pretty complicated.....and full of emotion.

Anyway, enjoy your trip........... and know I really know where you live!

Jesus Christ... and yet another Aussie. You do sound like a pom. Especially the one in Hua Hin/Cha-Am.

OK! Truce! An Aussie but nothing wrong with a little fun...Cheers!

i hear ya....

A truce from Bruce............. accepted.

You Aussies are all the same.... just stirring things up.....

Yeah Mate! We like a bit of fun and stirring the pot! It makes it interesting and gets people "fired up" (but makes them think!) This method can make for a good forum where suddenley you have many people desparate to have their say cause you got them going and they want to spill their guts! Watch this space I'll over time show you how it's done! Bloody good fun!!!

Jesus Christ... and yet another Aussie.

I enjoy being a 'strine bastard LC

I enjoy being a 'strine bastard LC

Stu, I will forgive you for that as you are a very nice boy.