EUROPEANS HEIGHTEN THREAT LEVELS

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist

threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or

even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the

blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have

been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last

time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during

the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its

terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in

France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by

A recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively

paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of

alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and

Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:

"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful

Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two

Higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only

threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to

deploy.

These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish

navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

read some of the older jokes, this one has been done already but still funny

read some of the older jokes, this one has been done already but still funny

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=110935

read some of the older jokes, this one has been done already but still funny

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=110935

Sorry but I realy cant be asked to look thru 353 pages just to stop a double up. Well found by the way skipvice you realy have too much time on your hands!

Thats because I am the one who posted it the first time, so it was easy to find. any way have a nice day/night