scottiejohn Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 (edited) 5 minutes ago, still kicking said: Now I know why you follow worst joke ever. That is because Gatling Gob has been proven to be AN's "worst Joke Ever" poster has it not? Edited February 29 by scottiejohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 4 hours ago, Crossy said: At least he didn't name and shame me!! We mere mortals would never do such a thing to such a mighty and exalted one! Will I get my coat now and exit stage left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riclag Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 4 hours ago, stoner said: on a roll today with the insults. He’s anti Marxist , that brings his credibility up along with is prose ,me thinks,cut him some … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 (edited) 19 minutes ago, still kicking said: Now I know why you follow worst joke ever. I do not follow "worst joke ever" as I post in the "worst joke ever" forum regularly, just as I did yesterday! When did you last post there? PS; I do not "follow" any topics or people! I use the "all activity function!" Edited February 29 by scottiejohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still kicking Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Just now, scottiejohn said: I do not follow "worst joke ever" as I post in it regularly, just like yesterday! When did you last post there? I do post often there if I have or find a decent joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Just now, still kicking said: I do post often there if I have or find a decent joke. So that will have been a very long time ago then!! 😅 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post still kicking Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: So that will have been a very long time ago then!! 😅 Here you go,,,,, It was my first night caring for an elderly patient. When he grew sleepy, I wheeled his chair as close to the bed as possible and, using the techniques I’d learned in school, grasped him in a bear hug to lift him onto the bed. But I couldn’t clear the top of the mattress. So I grabbed him again, summoned all my might, and hoisted him onto the bed. When the night shift nurse arrived, I recounted what had happened. “Funny,” she said, looking puzzled. “Usually I just ask him to get in bed, and he does.” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Likewise. Still, IF you are Asian, then I would like to meet you. If you are Farang.....then...probably... Forget about it. (All Farang with a PhD...are welcome to contact me. SERIOUSLY.) I'm a farang with a Master's with high distinction, so fortunately I don't qualify. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbee2022 Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 12 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Dear Folks, Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. I would most happily oblige, except that.... I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style. Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit. According to this MEMBER, I cause affront. Affront is not my intention, I can assure you. It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront. So, anyway.... If you wish me to stop posting.... And.... I think that you do.... Then.... I will. I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated. And, if this makes your day..... Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you. Best regards,...and.... As always... Gamma Go on in what you're doing/writing. Don't bother what some here might answer. Be yourself.🙏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ABCDBKK Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 GammaGlobulin, the party crasher supreme, Uninvited, yet determined to gleam. No RSVP for you, no golden invite, But here you are, causing a fuss despite. You sneak in like a ninja, undetected by all, A stealthy intruder, having a ball. No matter the efforts to show you the door, You stick around, wanting more and more. We scrub, we clean, we try to evict, But you laugh in our faces, your presence, a trick. With a wink and a nod, you refuse to depart, A stubborn houseguest, with a mischievous heart. GammaGlobulin, the unwelcome guest, We shake our heads at your persistent zest. Though unwanted, you're here to stay, A comedic twist in life's absurd play. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunLA Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 (edited) @GammaGlobulin Do you write in a 'word' app, and then copy/paste to the forum. May explain the double spacing, instead of some form of consolidated paragraphs. My writing crime is ... Ellipsis points. Use to force people to pause, think what they read, or about to read, instead of a simple comma. Doesn't seem to work, as reading comprehension of many members is quite poor, considering some of the replies I receive. And repetitive by multiple posters, and does seem to represent they are simply replying to the messenger, instead of the message. Or they are simply speed reading, and inject what the perceive I'd state, instead of what I stated. Such are forums when you develop ... a fan club Tell 'em Jimi ... "Now if a 6 turned out to be 9 I don't mind, I don't mind" TROLL ON ... my club members ... TROLL ON Edited February 29 by KhunLA 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB12X Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 15 hours ago, Crossy said: @GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>. I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember). It's all part of who we are. NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated! What sort of stuff do you write to make a living, Crossy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leverito Posted March 1 Popular Post Share Posted March 1 Narcissistic… 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degodasilva Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 (edited) 17 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Dear Folks, Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. I would most happily oblige, except that.... I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style. Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit. According to this MEMBER, I cause affront. Affront is not my intention, I can assure you. It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront. So, anyway.... If you wish me to stop posting.... And.... I think that you do.... Then.... I will. I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated. And, if this makes your day..... Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you. Best regards,...and.... As always.... Gamma The fact that I can normally correctly guess that you're the poster of a topic simply by reading the topic title suggests that you do indeed have your own (unique) writing style. However, GG, if you genuinely want to find out how welcome your presence is on here then why not put it to a vote with a simple poll? Go on, I dare you! Edited March 1 by degodasilva 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 2 minutes ago, degodasilva said: The fact that I can normally correctly guess that you're the poster of a topic simply by reading the topic title suggests that you do indeed have your own (unique) writing style. However, GG, if you genuinely want to find out how welcome your presence is on here then why not put it to a vote with a simple poll? Go on, I dare you! this forum will self destruct in 10 seconds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSam Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 17 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: So, anyway.... If you wish me to stop posting.... And.... I think that you do.... Then.... I will. That would be a dream come true for many of us, GG. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Negita43 Posted March 1 Popular Post Share Posted March 1 More and more I see a world where people complain about, admonish, insult, ostracise, people who don't have the same views as them. The line between "Moderation", "Censorship" and the imposition of ones own values on others is a tricky one to navigate. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sikishrory Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Some fool sent me a msg here a week ago. I laughed and closed the page. Quite simple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemsta69 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 18 hours ago, Trippy said: Don't care about your writing style, but calling your fellow BM's Nitwits isn't very nice. If the shoe fits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemsta69 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 2 hours ago, leverito said: Narcissistic… Perhaps, but still a heck of a lot more interesting than the topics you create. Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger70 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 20 hours ago, scottiejohn said: Or you or your writing style! I believe that they all stink in some people's opinion, IMO! 😃 Well said dear Fellow. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trippy Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 2 hours ago, Lemsta69 said: If the shoe fits... Back at Ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 "It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs..." Isn't this itself a confrontation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 18 hours ago, ABCDBKK said: Dear Gamma, Your verbal tapestry, woven with threads of wit and whimsy, has graced our digital halls with a charm unmatched. Yet, like a rogue comet streaking through the night sky, your brilliance may be too dazzling for some mortal eyes to behold. While your prose pirouettes with the grace of a clumsy ballerina, it seems the audience clamors for a different tune, a quieter stage. Should you choose to heed their call and bid adieu to the virtual amphitheater, know that your absence will be felt, like the echo of laughter in an empty chamber. But fear not, dear wordsmith, for your legacy shall endure, a beacon of mirth in the vast expanse of the internet. And if, perchance, your departure brings solace to those weary souls who seek respite from the cacophony of cyberspace, then let it be a testament to the power of your pen. In the grand opera of online discourse, let silence be your final aria, a symphony of serenity amidst the digital din. With fond regards and a tip of the hat to your literary exploits, adios and hasta la vista baby. WOW! Now I really love this writing style... Really. Thank you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Tracy Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 18 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: What is so good about Aberdeen? Name just ONE THING, if you can. You're not there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSam Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 16 minutes ago, Scott Tracy said: 18 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: What is so good about Aberdeen? Name just ONE THING, if you can. You're not there? Scott, you needed an exclamation mark after your brief comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 (edited) 23 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Dear Folks, Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. I would most happily oblige, except that.... I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style. Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit. According to this MEMBER, I cause affront. Affront is not my intention, I can assure you. It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront. So, anyway.... If you wish me to stop posting.... And.... I think that you do.... Then.... I will. I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated. And, if this makes your day..... Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you. Best regards,...and.... As always.... Gamma In the end his suit fell apart. Edited March 1 by StreetCowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puccini Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 On 2/29/2024 at 5:55 PM, stoner said: on a roll today with the insults. I thought nitwit was a rather endearing term, sounding so much nicer than "stupid person" for which it stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Gamma, where are you girlfriend? The silence from you is deafening. It's been nearly 24 hours since the last runny egg you splattered on us. Please don't abandon the cause. It would be too saddening. We need you baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 2 hours ago, ABCDBKK said: We need you baby! Oh no we don't! It has been so much easier to peruse the "All Activity" link without the "Gattling Gob's" constant drivel! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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