My perfectly formed and shaped enormous rock hard phallus requires no chemical assistance, although the playing  of Handels Messiah upon it's unveiling is appropriate. So the lizards are safe in my neck of the woods

4 hours ago, Bday Prang said:

So out of interest how did the "story" end, presumably there was no "money shot"    Did it just show the guy sat on the end of the bed with his head in his hands looking depressed as the credits rolled up the screen.  In fact one could hardly refer to them as credits,  more like a list of shame lol

Something like that😂😂😂