My toilet seat cracked in-two last week: Am I too heavy?

[dutch boy]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

 

IF YOU ARE SERIOUS...then.....

 

I might splurge and buy it....!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

USD69.00 is a pittance, for something that I will use several times per day.

 

I will order now.....

 

IF I can get FREE SHIPPING, and....IF....you say it is the .....

VERY BEST!

 

Thank you!

 

I am thankful that you read my post!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I was born in that City so I know what I am talking about. Good Luck

[bob smith]

13 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Seriously WTF.

Stop trolling.

 

Bob.

[GammaGlobulin]

23 minutes ago, dutch boy said:

Made in Sheboygan Falls WI, best toilet seat made.

Hey, Man.

Pls don't Sht Me.....

 

If you are serious that this is a dynamite toilet seat, then ....

Please BM me, and I will order from Amazon, immediately.

 

Thank you!

 

=============

 

I am referring to this one:

I ain't joking around here.

If you say it's the best...then....

I will order now from Amazon, IF I can get free shipping to Thailand....

 

Thank you!

 

[GammaGlobulin]

9 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Hey, Man.

Pls don't Sht Me.....

 

If you are serious that this is a dynamite toilet seat, then ....

Please BM me, and I will order from Amazon, immediately.

 

Thank you!

 

=============

 

I am referring to this one:

I ain't joking around here.

If you say it's the best...then....

I will order now from Amazon, IF I can get free shipping to Thailand....

 

Thank you!

 

 

 

Sorry.

I would like to order this seat.

 

However, the import duty on this item to Thailand is just too....HIGH.

 

I refuse to submit to being taxed for taking a crap.....

 

Check it out!

 

Anyone know where I can get this same Bemis hopper, locally, without paying so much Tax?

 

Tks....

 

 

They tax you for crapping, now?

 

 

 

 

[Captain Monday]

32 minutes ago, NONG CHOK said:

I never forgot the time we went on a camping holiday going on 70 years ago. So we stopped at the camping park and I needed a crap. So when I walked into the toilet I noticed writing on the wall. " There's no use standing on the seat as the crabs in here can jump 6 feet "

I can't forget what I saw at Taos Ski Valley New Mexico in the 1980s.

 

"Here I sit , cheeks a flexin', giving birth to another Texan"

 

Another one in the toilet where many British expats worked. Arrow pointing to the toilet paper

"US College Diplomas".

Edited April 4 by Captain Monday

[GammaGlobulin]

53 minutes ago, Captain Monday said:

I reckon sucking down executive logs has more to do with the bernoulli equation.

Stainless steel is a great idea. I saw in a Bar in NYC. Like in a prison. Vandal proof and easy to clean

 

Yes.

I wish ALL hoppers were completely stainless.

 

 

[asianexplorer]

either a poorly made seat or you are indeed too heavy lol

[nikmar]

1 hour ago, transam said:

And folk complain about Bob's threads..............

i think Gamma is Bob's sober alter ego

[GammaGlobulin]

8 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

bernoulli equation

 

Young Men in their Flying Machines?

 

When I think of Bernoulli, I think of wings, actually.

 

 

 

Rather than, just....

Taking a Simple Dump.

 

 

Edited April 4 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

58 minutes ago, NONG CHOK said:

I'm a plumber with 50 years experience just give it a few squirts with something that frees up corrosion. In Australia we use WD 40. This same type of thing can bought in any hardware outlet in Thailand and may cost you 50 baht. May I add this is a different type of screwing that I'm used to in Pattaya.

 

I will try again.

 

And....

 

Thank you very much.

 

(Sometimes, you just got to let the WD40 work for a while....IF....the WD40 gets constipated.  Time and patience is important in these things.)

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

42 minutes ago, dutch boy said:

I was born in that City so I know what I am talking about. Good Luck

 

OK.

But, it's now just a matter of import duty, as I mentioned.

I would gladly pay the USD66.00 for the toilet seat, which seems of good quality.

However, I cannot, in good conscience, pay USD44.00 for import duty, just for a toilet seat.

 

Anyway...

Thank you very much for your reply!

 

 

[scottiejohn]

48 minutes ago, nikmar said:

i think Gamma is Bob's sober alter ego

i think Gamma is Bob's sober even more pissed and obnoxious alter ego/BOT!

[Captain Monday]

54 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Young Men in their Flying Machines?

 

When I think of Bernoulli, I think of wings, actually.

 

 

 

Rather than, just....

Taking a Simple Dump.

 

 

So I see you never had to break a log in two with a chopstick

[chickenslegs]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

TOTY - Troll Of The Year!

High praise from the Master himself.

[JeffersLos]

I have a 50 inch waist. After getting to 400lbs I started defecating standing up if I am standing up already. If I am laying down I do it laying down. 

Edited April 4 by JeffersLos

[GammaGlobulin]

49 minutes ago, Captain Monday said:

So I see you never had to break a log in two with a chopstick

 

In China, there are many fish-pond toilets.

 

The human waste goes directly into the pond to feed the fish, upon which humans feed.

 

Talk about a VIRTUOUS CYCLE!

 

Edited April 4 by GammaGlobulin

[Captain Monday]

6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

In China, there are many fish-pond toilets.

 

The human waste goes directly into the pond to feed the fish, upon which humans feed.

 

Talk about a VIRTUOUS CYCLE!

 

I done seen it

50 clicks out of Saigon

2006

 

I also saw a factory where smiling women shelled cashews for $1 per day. Met the local cadres and Phu Yai. Stayed in a village accessible only by motorbike guided by a Viet-American “friend”

[GammaGlobulin]

6 minutes ago, Captain Monday said:

Phu Yai.

 

I have nothing against them....except that.....

 

The PuYai lack enough education to actually BE PuYai.

 

I am talking about IGNORANCE from the Top Down....

 

(Once I get my USD100.00-toilet seat, I will not longer much care about this Topic, anyway.)

 

I will focus on something else....

 

 

Edited April 4 by GammaGlobulin

[ABCDBKK]

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I know.....

 

How can a toilet seat crack in half?

This has never happened to me before.

Could be dangerous, even, if a brittle plastic shard from a cracked toilet seat cut my privates.

 

Is this just a case of cheap plastics OF Yore?; about 35 years ago?

 

Or, are the tiny toilet seats designed for Tiny Thais just poorly designed, now that we know that Thais are becoming heavier, by the year?

 

FYI:  I have seen PLENTY of Thais who are double my weight.  And so, I think that toilet seats should be designed to withstand at least 200 Kilos to accommodate the commodes of Heavy Thais.

 

Obviously, this is a perfect case of inferior plastics being used 35 years ago.

 

NOW:  Here is my problem....

 

The lousy garbage toilet seat is held in place by some metal screws, instead of what is now used...the plastic screws and bolts, which are easy to remove.

 

And, now, even though I have a new toilet-seat replacement, I cannot remove the old lousy garbage toilet seat.

 

I have unscrewed the right-side bolt, but the left-side bolt is completely locked, frozen, and corroded.

 

This is very unnerving.  

 

And, there are even Blogs discussing the stupidity of using metal screws to hold the toilet seat in place.

 

As you know, where there is water, then there is bound to be corrosion.

 

So....HOW do I remove these lousy garbage screws holding the garbage plastic toilet seat in place.

If I cannot remove them....

Then, I cannot replace the toilet seat, and sit upon it.

 

 

Here is what I mean:

 

 

 

 

I have no drill, at the moment.

If I HAD a drill, then I would drill down through the head of the screw,.....

OBVIOUSLY....

 

Tks for any advice.

 

I do not want to take a sledge to the toilet.

I am trying to not waste money, by destroying the toilet with....

 

ONE FELL SWOOP of the sledge.....

 

 

 

I don't really know the answer because in my village we only have one shared squat toilet, which is basically just a hut with a hole in the ground and half the time the water pump is broken anyway, so I don't have much experience with actual toilet seats. 
 

But the other day I was picking my nose and blood started coming out. Do you think maybe I was going a bit too hard and deep this time? Any advice would be much appreciated.

[ABCDBKK]

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

Stop trolling.

 

Bob.

You go girl! Says the kettle to the black. 

[GammaGlobulin]

HERE is the GREATEST Problem with Bard!!!!!!!!!

 

 

What a piece of SHT is Bard!

 

Bard shirks from showing Reality.

 

HOW MUCH IS GOOGLE SEARCH BEING CENSORED, these days?

 

My guess is....

 

A LOT!

 

FK Google, these days.

 

Google is NO LONGER the same as it once was.

 

Maybe we should also burn our books????

 

https://youtu.be/ekax1n5Wy4s

 

https://youtu.be/FUQthEm1G3M

 

https://youtu.be/w0PwQOr53SA

 

These links cannot be embedded.

Why not?

 

Fahrenheit 451 Trailer

https://youtu.be/w0PwQOr53SA

 

Sickening!

 

FK Google

 

Burn the Books!

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

 

 

5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

HERE is the GREATEST Problem with Bard!!!!!!!!!

 

 

What a piece of SHT is Bard!

 

Bard shirks from showing Reality.

 

HOW MUCH IS GOOGLE SEARCH BEING CENSORED, these days?

 

My guess is....

 

A LOT!

 

FK Google, these days.

 

Google is NO LONGER the same as it once was.

 

Maybe we should also burn our books????

 

https://youtu.be/ekax1n5Wy4s

 

https://youtu.be/FUQthEm1G3M

 

https://youtu.be/w0PwQOr53SA

 

These links cannot be embedded.

Why not?

 

Fahrenheit 451 Trailer

https://youtu.be/w0PwQOr53SA

 

Sickening!

 

FK Google

 

Burn the Books!

 

 

 

 

 

But, if we burn the books, then what else will help us to to take a decent SHT upon the hopper?

 

My Friends...

 

Our entire world is going CRAZY, now.

 

Fight Back, People!

 

It may not be too late......

 

IF you must destroy the books, then do not burn them....

At the very LEAST, use the pages to wipe your behind.

 

 

Edited April 4 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

Bard/Gemini is....

 

GOING WRONG!!!!!

 

 

Are we afraid of the truth???????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[GammaGlobulin]

 

Tim is, actually, an amazingly effective teacher.

 

When on the hopper, I often think about Tipping Points, in fact.

 

 

Edited April 4 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

If only I had a more comfortable toilet seat, I might be able to provide more enlightening comments on TV.

 

Just like you, I do my best thinking while sitting on the hopper.

 

 

[save the frogs]

Haha, this thread has it all.

Fat guys taking dumps and how to solve the world's climate crisis. 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

36 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

Haha, this thread has it all.

Fat guys taking dumps and how to solve the world's climate crisis. 

 

 

Let us just hope that it is not too late to save the frogs, Sir.

(NOT joking, either.  But, unfortunately, I believe it might be too late, now.  SAD, really.)

 

Anyway, I am one who follows people like Tim Lenton, and for good reason.

 

These are just thoughts I think while on the hopper, of course.

 

 

In case you might not know....

Tim is very well known in his field.

 

Exeter

 

 

 

 

Edited April 4 by GammaGlobulin

[spidermike007]

Yes, 185 kilos. It is time to go on a diet! 

[still kicking]

6 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Yes, 185 kilos. It is time to go on a diet! 

Why do you keep feeding that troll

[spidermike007]

There are some desperados out there that are really starving for attention.